Endless Jokes: a Meh-rathon compilation with all the forum links and all 220 Meh faces in one GIF
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Endless Jokes: a Meh-rathon!
Part 1
What do you call an orchid that only grows in Alaska?
We set up the joke, which everyone knows is the hard part. Now, all you need to do is come up with the ending. So go ahead and post your best punch lines in the comments. And keep checking back for more great deals and unfinished jokes all day long!
https://meh.com/forum/topics/meh-logo-football-shirts
What is Captain America’s favorite fast-food chain?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/8-pack-rock-solar-in-ground-pathway-lights
What do you call a trout that refuses to eat worms?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/3-pack-sub-zero-stainless-bottles-25-oz
What does Dame Judi Dench order at the 24-hour pho place?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/2-pack-swig-12oz-skinny-can-cooler
What is the most popular college major among despondent Oklahomans?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/2-pack-butt-muffler-bamboo-charcoal-seat-cushions-1
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Why did LeBron James open a laundromat?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/diamond-vortex-by-ewingklipspringer-1
What do you get when you put several vegetarian hedgehogs in a hammock?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/dearfoam-suede-moccasin-slippers-with-faux-shearling-interior
What do Norse Gods call an ab workout?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/brookstone-plastic-garden-hand-scoops-and-set-of-3-garden-gloves
What did the Venetian blinds salesman say to the horse who had difficulty understanding the concept of the free market?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/urban-bloom-aros-charcoal-pillow
A man walks into the bar. He’s holding an enormous scroll. He unfurls it and proceeds to read the names of forty famous Kyles, growing more enthusiastic and unhinged with each one. By the time he reaches Kyle McLaughlin, he’s sobbing.
The bartender says:
https://meh.com/forum/topics/neumark-3-piece-knife-set-3
Seven intoxicated pigeons convene at an all-night diner. One of them has an eye patch. The other six are wearing tiny baseball caps. Or, we should say, normal size baseball caps for pigeons (if there were such a thing) but small compared to standard-sized baseball caps for human heads.
The waitress walks over and says, "Well if it isn’t:
https://meh.com/forum/topics/2-pack-kangaroo-wireless-motion-sensors-wifi-enabled
What do you get when cross a rapscallion with an Italian scallop?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/dior-origins-gold-havana-sunglasses
I like my men like I like my chai tea…
https://meh.com/forum/topics/cobaltx-led-65ft-light-strips-with-remote
How many members of Albert Pujols’s entourage does it take to assemble a deck chair purchased at Home Depot?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/litezall-led-blip-wand-mini-head-lamp-cobfob-keychain-combo
Did you hear the one about the hobbit who played table tennis with the Pope?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/evolution-salt-co-himalayan-salt-lamp-diffuser-and-scented-bath-salts-1
What do you call a sheet of corrugated steel that’s floating in the Dead Sea?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/6-pack-igloo-childrens-board-book-set
Why did the seasick cucumber go to the homeopathic pharmacy?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/iq-massager-mini-2-tens-and-ems-unit-with-belt-and-slippers-2
Five Wayne Gretzky impersonators walk into the bar, each one carrying a pair of skis and a fall wreath.
One of their skis knock over the drink of a man at a table near the door: a guy drinking rum and orange juice to drown his sorrows over not being cast as Prospero in the production of The Tempest being put on by the employees of the dental technology company where he works.
The bartender says:
https://meh.com/forum/topics/fresh-clip-20-piece-premium-leakproof-snaplock-storage-containers
What do you call delicatessen for intellectual giraffes?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/piatella-inside-out-50mm-simulated-diamond-hoop-earrings
How many Imps does it take to screw in a lightbulb in the hours just before dawn?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/pick-your-2-pack-molly-and-rex-flavor-infusion-water-bottles-2
Dracula is out to dinner with his wife, Draculina. They’re at a place known for their croquettes. Any flavor combination you can think of, they’ll make a croquette out of it. Tonight’s special is the “Triple-B”: a croquette made of beef, bacon, and blue cheese. Dracula orders it but seems disappointed when it arrives.
“What’s wrong, honey?” asks Draculina.
To which Dracula replies:
What did Jackson Pollock order at the diner?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/steeltime-genuine-leather-crossbody-bag-with-external-phone-pouch
Guy walks into a bar carrying a plastic statue of Elvis dressed as Abraham Lincoln.
“Can’t bring that in here, I’m afraid,” the bartender says.
“Why not?” the guy says, despondent.
“Well, because,” the bartender says…
https://meh.com/forum/topics/4-pack-travelocity-2amp-usb-car-charger-1
What do you call an android with an addiction to over-the-counter pain medication?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/florence-measuring-cups-and-spoons-set-2
You hear the one about a towel salesman at the Greek buffet?
What did the rabbit with one ear say to the tortoise with one eye and also a first look screenwriting deal with a major production company?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/4-piece-meridian-point-35-egg-ring-molds-2
Some ants decide to leave the colony. They’re sick of gathering food all day for the queen. They want to get jobs in the service industry. They apply to waiters at a local trattoria that, since being bought by a Venezuelan family, also offers excellent arepas.
Seeing that they’re ants, the manager feels comfortable with their ability to carry food. But he’s a little concerned that they might eat the dishes themselves, so he says, “How can I trust you not to nibble?”
To which the ants reply:
https://meh.com/forum/topics/2-pack-realtree-and-ducks-unlimited-camo-sleeve-sling-coolers-2
How many lightbulbs does it take to install a lightbulb socket?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/24-pack-fun-putty-assorted-18oz-tins-6
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What did the hungover Armenian baker say to the environmental lawyer looking for a good loaf?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/3-pack-jvc-sweat-resistant-wireless-sport-clip-headphones
What does a bowling ball with no finger holes have in common with an A10 fighter plane?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/grasslands-road-garden-36-wood-and-bead-mobile-2
What kind of car would Ernest Hemingway drive?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/jenni-chan-aria-snow-flake-15-spinner-tote-1
How is a divorce like an episode of Seventh Heaven?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/dreamimals-soft-squishy-plush-animal-pillows-6
I like my men like I like my In & Out burgers…
https://meh.com/forum/topics/the-mane-choice-4-leaf-clover-haircare-kits-2
You hear about the cowboy with the successful real estate company who won a Daytime Emmy?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/2-pack-atomic-2500-mah-charge-wallet-with-rfid-protection
How do you get a family of talking possums out of a locked gondola?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/7-piece-body-comfort-reusable-heat-pack-combo-1
What do you call a meteor shower that happens during game 7 of the World Series?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/pick-your-2-pack-philo-spool-mfi-lightning-cables-and-earphones-4
How many paranoid androids with the bends does it take to fight off the karma police, on a battleground among some fake plastic trees?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/2-pack-health-and-health-infrared-thermometer-1
What did the Carmen Sandiego impersonator say to the Princess Leia lookalike at the New Years’ Eve party?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/sertar-white-goose-feather-and-down-fiber-blanket-2
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A cartoon rabbit.
A cartoon rabbit who?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/2-pack-sharper-image-uv-zone-deluxe-xl-sanitizing-station-1
A snail walks into a bar. The bartender says, “What’ll it be?”
Snail says, “Can I see your beer list? And also, would you mind turning that television to the Orioles game?”
Bartender grabs the remote, channel surfs for a bit, and finally says, “Don’t seem to get the Orioles.”
“How is that possible?” the snail says. “It’s the local team!”
Bartender looks confused. “Buddy, this is Portland, Maine.”
Snail says, “Oh, I see what happened…”
https://meh.com/forum/topics/laura-gellar-makeup-remover-hydrating-and-brightening-wipes-60-count
I like my men like I like my belt buckles…
https://meh.com/forum/topics/7-piece-coleman-camping-set-2
Why did the chicken, who was a decorated officer in the chicken military, cross the road, which was called North Hibernia Road?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/3-pack-halo-mini-lite-flashlights-4
What kind of pearls do you get from clams who believe in astrology?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/2-pack-xono-protectr-copper-anti-microbial-reusable-gloves-2-pair
What was Jane Austen’s excuse to get out of going to the opera?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/gabba-goods-1080p-hd-webcam-for-computers-and-laptops-6
Hear the one about the alien from a planet of pure light who crash-landed in the parking lot of a Love’s Truck Stop?
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How many monocle salesmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb, taking into consideration the removal of the old lightbulb?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/marc-new-york-performance-ribbed-tee-with-stylish-faux-knot
What do you get when you cross an opinionated dachshund with a loaf of artisan marble rye?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/glossmetics-luxe-4-in-1-sonic-facial-cleansing-and-exfoliating-set-2
What did Frida Callow say about the finale of Breaking Bad?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/hy-genie-large-uvc-sanitizing-collapsible-travel-bag-6
You hear the one about the three-eyed fry cook who slept in The Forbidden Tree House?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/3-pack-cricutr-12x24-pvr-sheets
I like my men like I like my cardio…
https://meh.com/forum/topics/2-pack-of-phone-and-accessory-uv-light-sanitizer-boxes-6
Why do horses hate mozzarella sticks?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/2-pack-finelife-touchless-soap-dispensers-6
What did the member of the Atlantis city council say to Poseidon?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/brookstone-pore-suction-vacuum-cleanser
I like my men like I like my bowling shoes…
https://meh.com/forum/topics/somacare-digital-tens-muscle-stimulation-unit-6
Why did the Moroccan fly boycott its SAT results?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/darice-lets-hang-picture-hanging-tool-6
You hear the one about the attractive pole vaulter who was afraid of mint?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/2-pack-xono-swiype-uvc-sanitizer-wand
What’s the difference between a depressed rattlesnake and a vacuum salesman?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/3-pack-babylisspro-argan-infused-ceramic-heat-brush-set-1
How did Bambi celebrate the Milwaukee Bucks’ 2021 championship?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/victor-and-victoria-theiere-classique-teapot-with-stainless-infuser-6
You hear about the new legislation pertaining to cabbage temperature?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/2-pack-margaritaville-life-whole-foods-multivitamin-tablets-2
What did the inflatable wacky arms man say when it was announced he’d won the limbo contest?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/secura-large-insulated-double-deck-lunch-bag-with-shoulder-strap-5
Why did the chicken, who was a renowned performance artist in the world of fowl, cross the road, which separated the city from its closest suburb?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/perricone-md-no-makeup-lipstick-spf-15-red-4
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What do you call a cow with two PhDs?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/6-pack-iloop-double-layer-reusable-stretch-comfort-masks-4
Why did the ornery radish want a blue checkmark on Twitter?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/6-pack-all-mixed-up-roll-top-crew-socks-2
I like my men like I like my visits to the zoo…
https://meh.com/forum/topics/2-pack-ifrogz-sound-hub-xd2-dual-driver-wireless-earbuds-6
Did you hear about Fred Durst getting invited to speak at the grand opening of a new Seven-Eleven?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/papercraft-world-penguin-model-1
A bald cigar salesman walks into the bar, starts trying to people stogies.
“Hey, buddy, can’t you read?” says the bartender, pointing to a sign that reads, ‘No sales on premises.’
“But you sell booze all the time,” the cigar salesman says.
“Yeah, well, it’s different for me,” the bartender says.
“Why?” asks the cigar salesman.
“I’ll tell you why,” says the bartender…
What do you call a rock dove that works at a law firm?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/2-pack-pop-sonic-portable-compact-led-1x5x-mirrors-2
Why do halibut love Tom Clancy novels?
Hear the one about the walrus who got into dental school?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/2-pack-avani-supreme-magnetic-mud-masks-1
To be continued
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Part 2
Why’d the owl decide to move just two years into her thirty-year mortgage?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/2-pack-brookstone-10w-qi-charging-pads-4
I like my men like I like my butterfly sanctuaries…
https://meh.com/forum/topics/2-pack-stojo-16oz-collapsible-travel-cup-with-straw-2
How many masterful yet difficult-to-work-with carpenters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/2-pack-bagatelle-faux-suede-draped-jacket-1
A man is stranded on a desert island. He walks out a giant message on the sand. It reads, simply: “Send help.”
A plane flies overhead and sees the message. It spells out with its jet stream: “what kind of help?”
The man spells out “Rescue,” while the plane circles overhead.
When the plane sees this, it writes a follow-up message:
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What do you call a dingo that’s a board-certified anesthesiologist?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/pop-sonic-ultrasonic-buff-20-exfoliator-2
What does a Parisian entomologist call a cheese danish?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/4-pack-xtreme-sound-sidekick-bluetooth-earbuds-with-virtual-assistant-3
What’s the difference between a horse with golden hair and a Christmas Goose?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/spicebox-colored-pencils-for-young-artists-kit-2
Did you hear the one about the short logger who couldn’t remember his PIN at the ATM?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/casery-phone-accessories-set-with-ring-wallet-and-headphones
What do you get when you cross a tire from a tractor with a traditional Cuban sandwich?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/2-pack-ifrogz-3000mah-insta-chargers-with-usb-c-or-lightning-connectors-3
Did you hear the one about Rembrandt and the skydiver?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/tahari-straw-printed-newport-tote
A duck from St. Paul goes to the doctor.
“Doc, you gotta tell me what’s wrong with me,” says the duck. “I’ve been seeing my reflection in non-reflective surfaces. Plus, I’ve been craving sour cream donuts, but only at 2pm on Tuesdays!”
“It’s simple,” says the doctor…
https://meh.com/forum/topics/3-pack-of-page-publications-100-piece-puzzles
How did the one-legged tomato farmer manage to sell her broken Huffy to the strongest man in Bismarck, North Dakota?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/daisy-fuentes-watch-and-bracelet-gift-set-2
What do you call a summer sausage that’s picked up by a tornado?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/makeover-essentials-complete-petite-ii-1
I like my men like I like my woodwind instruments…
https://meh.com/forum/topics/2-pack-fold-up-rack-for-drying-and-cooling-over-kitchen-sink-3
Why did the chicken, who was a regular (though often frustrating) attendee of the local chicken city council meetings, cross the road that was still under construction?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/my-spalife-magnetic-make-up-brush-set
How do you tell the difference between a bulldog and a dogged bull?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/style-house-professional-ceramic-styling-iron-with-accessory-set-1
Why’d the ferret walk the sloth with two outs in the seventh inning?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/sharper-image-uv-zone-xl-phone-and-accessory-sanitizer-3
You hear the one about the woman who invented non-dairy creamer learning to fly a Cessna?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/2-pack-swiss-tech-seat-protector-1
I like my men like I like my succulents…
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What did the gloved ant say to the beloved aunt outside the payday loans place?
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How many linguistic philosophers does it take to agree upon a rational description of the phrase “to screw in a lightbulb”?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/xono-mistr-touchless-soap-or-sanitizer-dispenser
I like my men like I like my 80s music…
https://meh.com/forum/topics/2-pack-tekno-smart-belts-with-2-pockets-assorted-colors-2
Hear about the brewer who got lost in the corn maze outside of Toledo?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/calista-original-triangl-heated-hair-styling-brush-4
What do you call a half-empty 24oz beer can in Reno?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/3-pack-babylisspro-nano-titanium-mega-styler-brush-set-1
Why’d the woozy kangaroo decide to bet everything on Mondo Duplantis to win the pole vaulting gold medal?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/am-getclean-mega-bundle-with-blast-and-mist-sprayer-cushion-cloths-and-mini-sponges-4
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I like my men like I like my gelato…
https://meh.com/forum/topics/3-pack-bow-wow-cleanin-canine-large-dog-toys-3
What did the surgeon who was obsessed with jet skis say to the patient who’d been attacked by a hoard of angry ducks?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/cuisinart-7-piece-fusion-pro-tool-set
What did Ken Griffey Jr. say to Mark McGwire when the two of them were out for tapas?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/tigi-4-piece-makeup-set-with-julep-5-piece-beloved-basics-makeup-brushes
Hear about the pond that was filled with sarcastic walleye?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/aromamister-color-changing-ultrasonic-aromatherapy-diffuser-with-oils
Why did the chicken–who wanted to give up on the violin, despite getting a great scholarship to pursue her playing further at Juilliard, thus fulfilling her parents’ dream for her (and achieving what they had never achieved, this being one of the reasons she sought to give up the instrument: it had always been about them living vicariously through her, and never about what she wanted)–cross the road, which was really more of a bike path?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/braven-flye-sport-wireless-12-hour-sweat-resistant-earbuds-1
Hear the one about the gum factory that got invaded by easily-offended scorpions?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/2-pack-casery-phone-pocket
I like my men like I like my toga parties…
https://meh.com/forum/topics/resolution-evolution-by-acraigl-megavitruvianman
What did the man hosting a tag sale of nothing but statuettes of Colonel Sanders say to the woman in the pink overcoat?
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What do you call a tall mailman with small fingers?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/kalorik-12-quart-air-fryer-oven
What did the astronomer who struggled to pronounce words of Gaelic origin say to the middle school language arts teacher?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/splash-buddies-inflatable-sprinkler-octopus
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your grace Patricia.
Your grace Patricia who?
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Did you hear the one about the bespectacled assistant pastry chef who went to Dublin on vacation?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/staub-ceramic-oval-matte-black-baking-dish-1
What’s the difference between a fistful of cold cuts and a one-way ticket to Moscow?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/pick-your-2-pack-conair-by-ivory-ella-backpacks
I like my men like I like my yoga classes…
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Why’d the privateer go to the candle maker’s store on Sunday?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/zwilling-now-s-6-piece-knife-block-set
What did Wes Craven say when he was approached by a masked mandolin player?
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How many prize-winning orchid growers does it take to screw in a halogen bulb?
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Why’d the member of the UFO research team get a triple order of nuggets?
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What did the unicycle tire salesman say to the salmon hatchery worker?
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What do you call caviar that wants to play a lead role in a ‘Shakespeare in the Park’ production?
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What do raccoons order at brunch?
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What did the poet who specialized in non-dirty limericks say to the ornithologist who was considering a career change?
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What do you call American cheese abroad?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/cuisinart-5-piece-stainless-steel-chefs-classic-essential-cookware-set-2
Why did the chicken, who was dealing with some indigestion, cross the road separating her house from the coffee shop?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/2-pack-flomo-spiral-hardcover-160-sheet-journals-1
Why can’t cannibal eels count past 30?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/ecobloom-spa-facial-beauty-steamer-with-blackhead-extractor-kit
What do you call a CitiBank on a wharf?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/2-pack-bell-lumina-550-hi-lumen-front-and-rear-bike-light-set-2
How would author Kurt Vonnegut serve soup?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/spotlight-oral-care-sonic-toothbrush-teeth-whitening-kit-and-jade-facial-roller
How is building a campfire like the film The Departed?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/3-pack-halo-shine-3000mah-2-in-1-flashlight-power-bank-6
Hear the one about the two-headed snake traveling to Aruba for business?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/ginsu-daku-dishwasher-safe-black-coated-5-piece-prep-set
How does Wes Anderson prefer his eggs?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/gourmet-basics-by-mikasa-satin-symmetry-42-piece-flatware-set-service-for-8
What do you call an asteroid made entirely of ground beef?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/cuisinart-10-piece-stainless-steel-hammered-knife-block-set-1
Did you hear the one about Cthulu opening up a steakhouse?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/3-pack-halo-mini-lite-led-flashlights-3
Why’d the low-level henchman to the super-villain attempting to take over the world via mind control trade in his Playstation 4?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/farberware-bamboo-tray-table
What do you call an oil rig that’s painted gold and spun in circles?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/6-pack-bali-comfort-revolution-seamless-microfiber-full-coverage-briefs
How many Olympic swimmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/zuca-tigi-flyer-artist-tsa-compatible-wheeled-carry-on-bag-with-built-in-seat-2
Why did the chicken, who had just read spoilers concerning the ending of Black Widow, cross the road separating herself from the movie theater showing Black Widow?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/2-pack-spiru-tein-gold-vanilla-meal-replacement-protein-powders
What do you call a haberdashery that only makes hats for large-headed golfers?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/2-pack-scosche-magicmount-pro-magnetic-fast-charge-10w-qi-charging-mount-6
I like my men like I like my whale-watching boat rides…
https://meh.com/forum/topics/rayon-from-bamboo-embossed-design-sheet-set-4
What is the mode of cooking lamb preferred by avant-garde electricians?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/ninja-foodi-pressure-cooker-with-tender-crisp-and-dehydrator-refurbished
What did the singing casino manager say to the man who was actually three foxes standing on top of each other wearing a trench coat?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/thairapy365-3-piece-infrared-dryer-wetdry-iron-and-clipless-trio-curler-set-1
What do you call a joke without a punch line?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/8-pack-fresh-feet-2-oz-tea-tree-oil-liquid-soap-16oz-1
How many deviled eggs do you need for the holiday party of a phone company with good environmental morals?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/complete-recovery-high-intensity-massage-recovery-ball-2
To be continued
Part 3
What do Bostonians call Swedish meatballs?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/12-pack-card-lock-credit-card-rfid-protector-sleeves-3
What do Army Commandos say when they need another coffee?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/tao-clean-orbital-facial-brush-system-with-uv-sanitizing-base-1
What did Jules Verne say in his Amazon review of a shower curtain?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/tech-squared-10-inch-social-media-ring-light-with-tripod-extendable-to-5ft-2
Knock knock?
Who’s there.
Torn.
Torn who?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/50-pack-kn-95s-mist-dispenser-sanitizing-wand-and-2-pair-anti-microbial-gloves-3
Why did the chicken, whose name was Tabitha and whose family was the Winterhorns (as in those Winterhorns), cross the road that separated the chateau at which she spent her holidays from a mortuary?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/20-pack-justice-league-low-rise-socks-for-kids-1
We interrupt this unending parade of endless jokes and great deals to bring you this absolute joke of a product.
What’s the joke, you ask?
We don’t know, but it’s definitely on you!
You hear the one about the freckled butler who took harpsichord lessons?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/pick-your-2-pack-of-page-publications-jigsaw-puzzles
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A calamitous tuba.
A calamitous tuba who?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/4-pack-vega-one-all-in-one-andor-gut-health-protein-shakes-76-120-servings
We interrupt this unending parade of endless jokes and great deals to bring you this absolute joke of a product.
What’s the joke, you ask?
We don’t know, but it’s definitely on you!
Woman walks into a bar.
Bartender says, “What was that?”
Woman says, “I didn’t say anything.”
“Oh,” the bartender says. “Sorry. I’ve been having these problems with my ears. I hear voices when no one has spoken.”
“Are you sure that’s a problem with your ears?” the woman says.
“What do you mean?” says the bartender.
“Who are you talking to anyway, Craig?” says Delmer, the regular at the bar.
“This woman,” the bartender says.
“What woman?” Delmer says, looking around the bar which is empty except for him and the bartender.
Bartender says:
https://meh.com/forum/topics/black-french-hoodie-with-white-meh-logo-on-front
What did the Sputnik scholar say to the acupuncturist?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/libratone-track-wireless-earphones
What do Kentuckians call aromatherapy?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/16-piece-life-gear-twist-onoff-led-glow-sticks
What did the pig say to the lipstick salesman?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/resolution-evolution-by-acraigl-8-bit-shirt
We interrupt this unending parade of endless jokes and great deals to bring you this absolute joke of a product.
What’s the joke, you ask?
We don’t know, but it’s definitely on you!
I like my men like I like my trust exercises…
https://meh.com/forum/topics/4-pack-mophie-universal-powerstation-6000mah-battery-packs-1
How many car salesmen who also dabble in the dark arts does it take to screw in a light bulb that’s one of those smart light bulbs that can change colors?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/8-pack-star-wars-electronic-jedi-apprentice-lightsabers-1
What did Virginia Wolfe have to say about her routine dental exam?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/24-pack-jelly-belly-harry-potter-magical-sweets-21oz-bag-1
How does Michael B. Jordan choose a shirt to wear in the morning?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/16-pack-iessentials-rapid-usb-car-chargers-2
How do pierogis celebrate a wedding anniversary?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/20-pack-travelocity-in-ear-stereo-earbuds-assorted-colors-1
Did you hear the one about the Beatles meeting Daffy Duck?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/2-pack-jvc-xtreme-xplosives-deep-bass-wireless-earbuds-3
What do blue jays like to get for a road trip snack?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/pick-your-2-pack-fitness-basics-adjustable-waist-slimming-belt-2
Why did the chicken–who had grown quite accustomed to the extravagant meals cooked by her late personal chef, and who now struggled to do something so simple as boil water, and whose taste rendered all applicants for the position under-qualified (which was to say nothing about the rates they expected, her previous chef having been woefully cheap, especially considering his abilities)–cross the road separating a Casey’s from a Hy-Vee Gas?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/3-pack-mophie-powerstation-8000mah-powerbank-with-3a-usb-c-port-2
Why did Iron Man object to surprise parties?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/5-pack-atomic-beam-taplights-7
We interrupt this unending parade of endless jokes and great deals to bring you this absolute joke of a product.
What’s the joke, you ask?
We don’t know, but it’s definitely on you!
What did Emily Dickenson have to say about the circus?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/4-pack-hypergear-miniboom-portable-bluetooth-speaker-in-rose-gold-5
What do polar bears listen to when they need to unwind?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/parts-of-the-body-english-to-hindi-translation-poster-6
Why do northern flickers love lollipops?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/marquis-by-waterford-anti-microbial-8-piece-bed-set-3
Did you hear the one about the praying mantis who was an extra on Law & Order?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/magicbeatz-pro-6-hour-true-wireless-earbuds-and-charging-case-8
Why did Georgia O’Keefe walk out of the movie?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/perricone-md-no-makeup-bronzer-1
You hear the one about Wolverine opening a record store?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/32-piece-freshclip-food-storage-set-with-locking-lids-3
You hear the one about Greta Garbo at the hairdresser?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/2-pack-reusable-2-layer-fashion-face-masks-5
We interrupt this unending parade of endless jokes and great deals to bring you this absolute joke of a product.
What’s the joke, you ask?
We don’t know, but it’s definitely on you!
How do corn maze proprietors do their taxes?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/primitives-by-kathy-dish-towels-4
How did Salvidor Dali take his coffee?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/cuisinart-10-piece-aluminum-cookware-set
I like my men like I like my carpentry…
https://meh.com/forum/topics/bathroom-articles-educational-poster-4
What do short Texans like to eat on Sundays?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/true-and-tidy-spray-250-spray-mop-with-refillable-bottle-1
Did you hear the one about Lon Chaney trying to buy a lawnmower?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/9-piece-aspca-cat-toy-bundle-3
Why did the chicken, who looked an awful lot like that chicken (but wasn’t), cross the road, but not the road you’re thinking of?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/qi-wireless-charging-pads-5
We interrupt this unending parade of endless jokes and great deals to bring you this absolute joke of a product.
What’s the joke, you ask?
We don’t know, but it’s definitely on you!
What did the too-friendly pharmacist say to the escaped circus clown?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/ifrogz-true-wireless-stereo-earbuds-with-charging-case-4
What did William Carlos Williams have to say about all the construction around town?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/casery-360-phone-ring-and-kickstands-6
A break? In the Meh-rathon?! Whatever could it mean?!??!
Okay, no need to be dramatic. We’re just taking a quick breather to grab another cup of coffee and play a game of foosball while you go and check out the designs for sale this week over on Mediocritee.
Basically, when you hit the ‘buy’ button, you’ll be taken there instead of to a checkout screen.
Are we sure this will work? Absolutely not! And so we’d like to thank you in advance for being our guinea pigs as we try this out.
See you on the other side!
https://meh.com/forum/topics/a-slight-detour
How did Charlie Chaplin take the news about his car needing major repairs?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/halo-3000mah-powercube-with-built-in-auto-and-wall-charger-3
Hear the one about the persnickety tie salesman and the octopus?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/3-pack-sonicket-sonic-travel-toothbrushes
What do cacti do to unwind on Friday nights?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/laundry-by-design-faux-fur-pull-through-scarf-3
How do orioles take their tea?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/casery-milan-rfid-travel-wallet
I like my men like I like my fish and chips…
https://meh.com/forum/topics/16-pack-of-buddha-picks-5
We interrupt this unending parade of endless jokes and great deals to bring you this absolute joke of a product.
What’s the joke, you ask?
We don’t know, but it’s definitely on you!
What do you call a biscuit that only rises on Wednesday?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/2-pack-braven-flye-sport-burst-fast-charging-waterproof-earbuds-6
Did you hear the one about Jonathon Franzen and the greedy airport vending machine?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/2-pack-tough-tested-3-port-42amp-usb-charger-6
Hear the one about the coyote who move to Hollywood?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/5-pack-tigi-lip-creme-assortment
Why’d the Wright Brothers stop in Indianapolis on a road trip?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/diamond-stitched-bluetooth-earmuffs-by-bone-collector-7
Did you hear about the stuttering chemistry teacher who got pulled over for speeding?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/2-pack-sensorpedic-all-seasons-reversible-fiber-bed-pillow
What did the paranoid gyro maker say to the mirror salesman?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/conair-trueglow-sonic-facial-brush-uv-led-sterilizer-2
I like my men like I like my top hats…
https://meh.com/forum/topics/sacred-life-2-piece-100percent-essential-oil-15ml-drop-and-10ml-roll-on-set
What did Carlos Santana buy at the hardware store?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/2-pack-mophie-powerstation-plus-6000mah-battery-with-switchtip-lightning-cable-4
What do you call a rum and coke in Minnesota?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/premium-pair-of-dawson-100percent-sunblocker-blackout-curtains-63-or-84-1
Did you hear about the retired maid who got into bird watching?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/lomi-himalayan-salt-sunrise-alarm-clock-2
We interrupt this unending parade of endless jokes and great deals to bring you this absolute joke of a product.
What’s the joke, you ask?
We don’t know, but it’s definitely on you!
What did Woody from Toy Story have to say about his trip to the Eiffel Tower?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/2-pack-xterity-30-performance-activewear-womens-seamless-tank-tops-3
How’d King Kong react to the news of the moon landing?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/rosanna-giftable-porcelain-and-gold-trinket-box-with-sentiment-mug-for-mom-1
Why did the chicken, who’d just successfully completed a complicated cardiac surgery for which she was famous in the chicken medical community, cross the road between the chicken hospital and the staff parking lot?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/cuisinart-10-piece-hard-anodized-cookware-set
What did the amnesiac hairdresser say to the exhausted oarsman?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/4-pack-4-in-1-bookid-puzzles-ages-3-1
What did the Ghost of Christmas Past say when he found his bicycle had been stolen?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/fifth-and-fine-12-cttw-diamond-earrings-on-sterling-silver-1
I like my men like I like my garage organizational solutions…
https://meh.com/forum/topics/4-pack-assorted-12-oz-ground-coffee-bags-by-harry-and-david-3
What did the cavalier dentist say to the dog with three legs?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/2-pack-revive-3-piece-satin-sleep-set-pillowcase-eye-mask-scrunchie
Did you hear the one about Medusa taking guitar lessons?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/24-pack-hask-deep-conditioning-hair-mask-treatments-1
We interrupt this unending parade of endless jokes and great deals to bring you this absolute joke of a product.
What’s the joke, you ask?
We don’t know, but it’s definitely on you!
Why did Gary Sinise go to the podiatrist?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/magnetic-eyeliner-with-3d-magnetic-eyelashes-kit-1
Did you hear that John McClain opened up a petting zoo?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/kitchen-articles-english-to-hindi-translation-poster-4
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Marmalade.
Marmalade who?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/3-pack-happy-socks-mens-dress-socks-6
What do you call an impatient haystack?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/farberware-over-the-cabinet-bin-chrome-1
What do Washingtonians call grocery shopping on an empty stomach?
https://meh.com/forum/topics/bookid-activity-book-super-pack-ages-2-12-booklets-1
We interrupt this unending parade of endless jokes and great deals to bring you this absolute joke of a product.
What’s the joke, you ask?
We don’t know, but it’s definitely on you!
A man walks into a bar.
“Whoa, are you okay, sir?” says a woman who witnesses the accident.
“What… what happened?” the man sputters.
“You just walked straight into that bar,” the woman says.
“I don’t remember who I am,” the man says.
“You should check your person for tattoos,” the woman says. “They might seem like disparate symbols, but they also might be a way for you to keep track of your life, if, for example, you’ve been suffering from memory loss, and this recent lapse actually has nothing to do with the head trauma.”
The man takes off his shirt, and sure enough, his chest is tattooed with a vast matrix of symbols and words.
The woman says…
https://meh.com/forum/topics/meh-logo-football-shirts-1
Compiler’s note
Meh’s really been keeping me on my toes with these new formats. This was a realy creatie idea and I look forward to going through all the forum posts now that I have this compilation up.
Thanks for the compilation. Could you put a number next to the faces? I want to watch a full set, but it is not clear when it repeats.