Did you hear about the retired maid who got into birdwatching?
It turns out having had a lifetime of work requiring her to get up before dawn made her exceptionally prepared for it. And, while they never left tips, they also never referred to her in derogatory terms, or even left excessive mess.
(I’m tired, and I imagine birder maids are even more so)
If I were going to replace my 40-year-old alarm clock, it wouldn’t be with one that will bleed saline solution from any scratch that the cats inflict on its coatings. It can be that humid here.
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If I were going to buy an alarm clock that looked like a block of cheese, I wouldn’t get one so salty!
Did you hear about the retired maid who got into birdwatching?
It turns out having had a lifetime of work requiring her to get up before dawn made her exceptionally prepared for it. And, while they never left tips, they also never referred to her in derogatory terms, or even left excessive mess.
(I’m tired, and I imagine birder maids are even more so)
If I were going to replace my 40-year-old alarm clock, it wouldn’t be with one that will bleed saline solution from any scratch that the cats inflict on its coatings. It can be that humid here.
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