“Whoa, are you okay, sir?” says a woman who witnesses the accident.
“What… what happened?” the man sputters.
“You just walked straight into that bar,” the woman says.
“I don’t remember who I am,” the man says.
“You should check your person for tattoos,” the woman says. “They might seem like disparate symbols, but they also might be a way for you to keep track of your life, if, for example, you’ve been suffering from memory loss, and this recent lapse actually has nothing to do with the head trauma.”
The man takes off his shirt, and sure enough, his chest is tattooed with a vast matrix of symbols and words.
The woman says…
“Damn.”
She briefly steps back, surveying the inkblot of his past, present. His future.
Taking a breath to collect herself, she steps in closer.
“We’re going to have to navigate quite a few things” she says, locking eyes with the oddly familiar stranger. “Things are going to get rough.”
“But on the plus, or maybe the downside?” She traces a familiar broken flask shape on his wrist.
“You did the same thing yesterday. Honestly, this time, let’s just skip the pleasantries and car chases and go straight to your place for the mindblowing sex.”
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A man walks into a bar.
“Whoa, are you okay, sir?” says a woman who witnesses the accident.
“What… what happened?” the man sputters.
“You just walked straight into that bar,” the woman says.
“I don’t remember who I am,” the man says.
“You should check your person for tattoos,” the woman says. “They might seem like disparate symbols, but they also might be a way for you to keep track of your life, if, for example, you’ve been suffering from memory loss, and this recent lapse actually has nothing to do with the head trauma.”
The man takes off his shirt, and sure enough, his chest is tattooed with a vast matrix of symbols and words.
The woman says…
“Damn.”
She briefly steps back, surveying the inkblot of his past, present. His future.
Taking a breath to collect herself, she steps in closer.
“We’re going to have to navigate quite a few things” she says, locking eyes with the oddly familiar stranger. “Things are going to get rough.”
“But on the plus, or maybe the downside?” She traces a familiar broken flask shape on his wrist.
“You’ll receive an IRK.”
And the woman says, you got more ink than a squid
The woman says…
meh.
A: “oh - hello, Bob”
Gross
Most Of the symbols make sense, but what the fuck is an iRK?
“You did the same thing yesterday. Honestly, this time, let’s just skip the pleasantries and car chases and go straight to your place for the mindblowing sex.”
Since we’re ending the same way they started, maybe, JUST MAYBE, it’ll be another TWO DAY MEH-RATHON?!
…just maybe?
@Lynnerizer that would be AWESOME. Dare we hope???
EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!
@Lynnerizer oh well. Maybe next time
Had to get one of these shirts for the sports game season
/giphy raunchy-exultant-fern
@kerryzero
I like that - it reminds me of this shirt, that I should probably get:
@Kyeh lol yes I need that one too!!
No tall sizes again…