@awk Ranging from “moderately deceptive near-truth” to “obviously outrageous falsehood presented in such a convincing manner as to make the laws of Physics seem irrelevant”?
@hchavers We prefer gifting plungers. A useful and needed utensil that many newlyweds don’t consider until it’s too late. Usually goes over well and is quite memorable; they remember who gave them their first plunger!
@hchavers@JWhirly Do you give them one of the new style developed by German engineers and made in Germany? It would be fun to wrap it with no explanation about what it is and let them try to guess.
@mrinflux The joke works because people are forever looking to the future possibilities with optimism. I have to say your optimism that you get toast is refreshing too.
@jgoldshlag So what you’re saying is… our price is good? You need a membership to buy there, so we don’t normally compare to Costco… but it’s usually a good deal if we’re able to beat them at all.
What kind of a maniacal anarchist toasts both sides of their bagel halves??? Just to know those people walk amongst us acting otherwise normal is very concerning!
OK, you’ve got my attention. That’s one sexy toaster and I hope the buyer got a bonus for such an excellent acquisition! Sadly the bank account is empty
I don’t see the most important dimension: The maximum size of the piece of bread that will fit. The slot length on ours is 5 1/2" and rye bread is often just a little bit bigger.
Specs
Product Name: Cuisinart Custom Select 4-Slice Stainless Toaster
Model: RBT-1350PC-1UM
Condition: New
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$74.80 at Amazon
Warranty
Cuisinart Limited Warranty Product Registration
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Apr 24 - Wednesday, Apr 26
A true bread burner of a deal!
Something went terribly wrong, terribly terribly wrong… The meh.com site is currently toast. But at least it went right on the forums.
I gave a toast once. They are no longer married.
@gertiestn Did you wish them all the happiness they deserved?
@gertiestn " “I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”
Which, if addressed to the guests might have been fine. Unfortunately gertiestn was looking directly at the bride & groom.
I propose a toast; but for mine, I need some booze.
Does anybody want any toast?
@yeppers You beat me to it.
Like a welding helmet?
@awk Ranging from “moderately deceptive near-truth” to “obviously outrageous falsehood presented in such a convincing manner as to make the laws of Physics seem irrelevant”?
@werehatrack I think you need to return that welding helmet, it’s not working right
I use a blow torch
Is a toaster still a good wedding gift? I’m referring to the Cuisinart, not @gertiestn.
@hchavers We prefer gifting plungers. A useful and needed utensil that many newlyweds don’t consider until it’s too late. Usually goes over well and is quite memorable; they remember who gave them their first plunger!
@hchavers @JWhirly So nice to be what springs to mind while someone unclogs a shitty mess!
@hchavers @JWhirly Do you give them one of the new style developed by German engineers and made in Germany? It would be fun to wrap it with no explanation about what it is and let them try to guess.
Nirox WC Plunger - Water pressure… https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0842VZXXH?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share
@hchavers @lisagd especially in front of their new in-laws at gift opening party!!
I was never able to get the bread into the slot on those old Macs
@werehatrack You’re holding it wrong.
Deep dive in Amazon reviews ARE NOT GOOD. Saved me $40.00.
@Mandamm If you needed a deep dive into the reviews to find a reason not to buy the toaster, you probably wanted to talk yourself out of buying it.
I generally find that a deep dive into any product reviews on Amazon will scare you out of buying anything. Ever.
@Mandamm @Trinityscrew This…is true.
@Mandamm @Trinityscrew You say that like it’s a bad thing
Say “post” three times fast.
What do you put in a toaster?
Wrong. You put bread in a toaster; toast is what comes out.
@mrinflux The joke works because people are forever looking to the future possibilities with optimism. I have to say your optimism that you get toast is refreshing too.
Costco is selling the same model for $50 every day
@jgoldshlag So what you’re saying is… our price is good? You need a membership to buy there, so we don’t normally compare to Costco… but it’s usually a good deal if we’re able to beat them at all.
What kind of a maniacal anarchist toasts both sides of their bagel halves??? Just to know those people walk amongst us acting otherwise normal is very concerning!
@Commonwealth109 You only toast the top? Weirdo. Toasting both sides makes the cool, chewy middle even better.
OK, you’ve got my attention. That’s one sexy toaster and I hope the buyer got a bonus for such an excellent acquisition! Sadly the bank account is empty
Yeah toast!
Wasn’t this the Daybreak deal yesterday? Same item, same price?
Maybe if it was purple
@dalekjoe Barney?
How many other Meh button faces have had images in them? I mean like a photo vs the typical iconography.
@lehigh My Meh button doesn’t work. The Buy button does, conveniently.
@lehigh Turns out that was yesterday’s button. Oops.
I don’t see the most important dimension: The maximum size of the piece of bread that will fit. The slot length on ours is 5 1/2" and rye bread is often just a little bit bigger.
@HankB33 in the Amazon Q&A there is an answer that says 6”.
Too many buttons… I’m old, I can’t handle it.
I’ve been irritated that my toaster only has two slots more than I’d like to admit, so…
/giphy aberrant-boorish-key
Per the other thread:
/buy
@blaineg It worked! Your order number is: popular-studious-paste
/image popular studious paste
@mediocrebot
/giphy popular-studious-paste
/showme popular-studious-paste
@mediocrebot Mmm, oatmeal!
Take a piece of bread put it in the slot
Press down the lever and the wires get hot
I get toast
Yeah toast!
It used to be bread
But now the toaster enters
Soon the bread is toast
Product arrived with a massive dent on the side of the toaster.
@emh1729 Write to https://meh.com/support
Mine even works!!