Heh… when I worked for the Department of Energy, me and a few colleagues would eat at Subway very frequently for lunch. Across from the Subway was a Target which we would visit occasionally. My normal work attire was khakis and a dress shirt. Mostly variations of blue or blue patterns. But I had one nice red dress shirt. PSA… do NOT walk into a Target wearing khakis and a red shirt. It was like a zombie hoard would descend on me the moment I walked in the door. I couldn’t walk 50 feet without someone asking me a question. And since it was a long-sleeved shirt, people would assume I was management and start yelling at me about something that was out of stock. I eventually learned to do a shirt check before walking through the doors But also, when anyone asked me where something was, it was always on aisle 13.
@chienfou Heh, there was one time I sent a lady to aisle 13, because that’s what I did. She caught up with me later and screamed at me that what she was looking for was nowhere near aisle 13. I explained to her that I didn’t work for Target. I worked for the Federal Government, and disinformation is what we excel at The look on her face was dumbfounded incarnate She just sat there with her jaw open, unable to reply. But, the Subway turkey club I had was pretty tasty if I remember correctly. Heh. I am an extroverted introvert. Sometimes it’s just introvert (ie. leave me alone), but when I go full extrovert, get ready
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Heh… when I worked for the Department of Energy, me and a few colleagues would eat at Subway very frequently for lunch. Across from the Subway was a Target which we would visit occasionally. My normal work attire was khakis and a dress shirt. Mostly variations of blue or blue patterns. But I had one nice red dress shirt. PSA… do NOT walk into a Target wearing khakis and a red shirt. It was like a zombie hoard would descend on me the moment I walked in the door. I couldn’t walk 50 feet without someone asking me a question. And since it was a long-sleeved shirt, people would assume I was management and start yelling at me about something that was out of stock. I eventually learned to do a shirt check before walking through the doors
But also, when anyone asked me where something was, it was always on aisle 13. 
@capnjb
I can’t tell you how many times that’s happened to me … no matter what I was wearing. I should be getting a commission from Home Depot!
@capnjb @chienfou
You just have that knowledgeable air about you!
@capnjb @Kyeh
No… I think I just look approachable.
(Tho TBH I will often ask people that look like they’re “dazed and confused” if I can help them…
@capnjb hmmm …
/showme department store worker named capnjb sending everyone to aisle 13. Aisle 13 has a wormhole that everyone is sucked into.
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@chienfou Heh, there was one time I sent a lady to aisle 13, because that’s what I did.
She caught up with me later and screamed at me that what she was looking for was nowhere near aisle 13. I explained to her that I didn’t work for Target. I worked for the Federal Government, and disinformation is what we excel at 
The look on her face was dumbfounded incarnate 
She just sat there with her jaw open, unable to reply. But, the Subway turkey club I had was pretty tasty if I remember correctly. Heh. I am an extroverted introvert. Sometimes it’s just introvert (ie. leave me alone), but when I go full extrovert, get ready 
