Chicken Butt.

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Last Friday I made a thread that was sure to be hilarious. See, all the thread said was “hey guess what,” and then when some poor unsuspecting sap asks “what?” I would hit 'em with the old “chicken butt!” and then immediately lock the thread. I had been planning it for months, it was all but guaranteed to be a success, but then disaster struck.

First @KDemo just said “???” (which was edited to be a .gif from Elf). Not close enough, so like a patient fisherman, I let this one go and waited for my true prey.

Then @lisaviolet came along and threw a stick of dynamite in the river. “Chicken’s butt” she said, “Want a slice?”


I didn’t get sympathy from anybody

Anyway yesterday I received a very large box in the mail addressed to “@Moose.” My first thought was “oh hell someone is doing that yerdle thing again” but was pleased to be wrong once I opened it.

First I was greeted with a thick envelope. Inside was this amazing card:

I don’t even know what to call it. 3D? Pop-up? Fold out?

On the back was a note of apology from @lisaviolet

Shoutout to lvdesigns.com!

Below that was a piece of styrofoam. I lifted it away, crossing my fingers that there wasn’t a chicken’s butt inside this box. Turns out, it was a farm!

I got it all put together and set up on my desk.


Pa Chicken drives the hay baler


…as the jerk neighbor sheep stomps on all their eggs.


Ma chicken runs to the first aid kit that this very responsible farm has for some reason


But then her legs fall off and her butthole falls out! Chickenbutt indeed.


Also all the horses are locked up because the rest of the animals are prejudice or something I dunno.

Thanks for the chickenbutt @lisaviolet!