@Moose Back in the last 80s, we had a four year old girl staying with us while her trucker daddy was on the road (turns out he was molesting her, but that’s another story). That was one of her favorite jokes. She thought it was one of the funniest things ever.
@Ignorant we didn’t either. We would have adopted her. Her grandmother was my mom’s best friend and we were doing the family a favor. We had no idea what a hot mess it was.
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^^^ @KDemo
Chicken’s butt. Want a slice?
@lisaviolet you ruined my joke : [
@Moose
@Moose Back in the last 80s, we had a four year old girl staying with us while her trucker daddy was on the road (turns out he was molesting her, but that’s another story). That was one of her favorite jokes. She thought it was one of the funniest things ever.
@lisaviolet I don’t like that story.
@Ignorant we didn’t either. We would have adopted her. Her grandmother was my mom’s best friend and we were doing the family a favor. We had no idea what a hot mess it was.
@lisaviolet “What’s up?” Chicken butt; fried and greased, want a piece?
That’s what.
/giphy what what
@moose
What?
/giphy no
ooo that turned out nicely
Winter is coming?
@lichme D’oH! Winter is here :snicker
What up dog?
/captionbot
I am not really confident, but I think it’s a man brushing his teeth.
Impressive, captionbot.
@communist @barney loves purple
@Yoda_Daenerys Um… Yes, I do love purple.
Hey! You lookin’ at me?
@f00l How YOU doin’?
@mehbee no, HOW YOU DOIN’?
@Yoda_Daenerys giggles and blushes
Hays for horses and cows too. Pigs don’t chew it because they don’t know how…HEY!!!
@heartny - Hey cat is the best!! I love that it’s closed captioned. In Russian?
Tell us what already!!!
@Raider IT WAS CHICKEN BUTT BUT IT WAS ALREADY RUINED OKAY JEEZ LEAVE ME ALONE
@Moose I thought you forgot about us leaving us in a state of eternal suspense.
I’ll just sit here and think about what I did. Sorry!
@Moose Did I win something really cool? (My sides hurt from laughing, that’s a win right there.)
Guess why
@melwin don’t you start…
@melwin Cow pie.
@G1 I’m pretty sure it’s chicken thigh, but at least cow pie rhymes.
/giphy what.
I literally guessed “what”.
/giphy panda panda