Product: Breo iSee 3S Electronic Temple and Eye Massager with Heat
Model: V1119BR060001206
Condition: New
Designed on the basis of traditional Chinese Meridian Acupoint Massage theory
Regular and proper stimulation to these acupoints can help to relieve strain and fatigue, improve eyesight and combat dry eyes
Adopts intelligent air pressure, vibration, point massage and heat compress massaging technology to relax the muscles, improve blood circulation and help you get better sleep
3 modes to choose from: Circulation mode, MED mode, and HARD mode
Each mode is a combination of air pressurization, slight vibration and heat compression
A unique air pack gently presses on a total of 12 acupoints around the eyes
Gently performs slight vibrations that cannot be achieved by human hands to loosen muscles
Warms the eyes gently to bring a relaxing effect and eliminate fatigue
Provides a comfortable temperature between 104°-107°F
Time function automatically stops in 15 minutes, so it’s okay to fall asleep
4 relaxing sounds built-in to calm your mind: melody, flowing sound of water, cricket bark, and piano sound
Ergonomic arch fits most face shapes
Skin-friendly lining is comfortable and anti-bacterial
LED indicator, Power/Music button, Mode button
FDA registered, CE certified, RoHS compliant, and FCC approved
@zen If you want to burn your eyeballs you should have gotten the Circadian Optics Leo UV-Free Full Spectrum LED Therapy Lights. Seems like that might burn out a retina or two.
@blaineg@Kyeh@robson My guess is the bot is extraterrestrial (English is close enough ), although it might simply be that it isn’t a fan of bugs, just nightmarish dog-like beings.
@yougotrossed No. No one is even opening their eyes with this thing on, much less that. (Source: Own one, here to buy one for a pal. Freakin’ brilliant for eyestrain and sinus aches.)
I have hideous migraines all the time, and I’m tempted to pull the trigger on this, but you have no idea how much snake oil stuff I’ve spent money on trying to fix things.
Is it safe for children. Secondly, I am intrigued by the heat function and might use it instead of a heating pad for relieving eye stye? Are the active contact points disinfectable?
@MINUANO68 for eye stye, if you don’t know, try used black tea bags over your eyes. The tannins in the black tea create a hostile environment for bacteria, inhibiting growth. If the tea bags are warm, it is also soothing.
It’s been years since I’ve had a stye, but I have had the black tea bag trick work better than the drops prescribed by my doctor.
Have a sharper image version and the music is annoying and cannot be turned off, only lower the volume to its lowest setting which is still very much apparent, to me at least. Anyone know it’s music can be fully turned off on this one?
On the Walmart link, 3 out of 4 reviews rated it one star, had very positive things to say about it, but all described what I can only imagine in some sort of lumbar massager.
{Insert old Lumbar Lew clip from "Conan O’Brien}
Dear Meh,
This thing is terrible. It’s very hard and that “ massage” gives me more wrinkles stretching thin skin under my eyes. Absolutely not what promised. Can I please, return it?
Thank you,
Svetlana
Specs
Product: Breo iSee 3S Electronic Temple and Eye Massager with Heat
Model: V1119BR060001206
Condition: New
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$78.99 at Walmart
Additional reviews
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Jan 23 - Tuesday, Jan 24
Does this massage all heads?
@yakkoTDI Sure, as long as they are 5" or more in diameter.
@yakkoTDI That must be what “hard” mode is for.
@yakkoTDI It massages to completion in “hard” mode, then it goes into “soft” mode, then sleep mode…
Will this burn my eyeballs? Been looking for that
@zen If you want to burn your eyeballs you should have gotten the Circadian Optics Leo UV-Free Full Spectrum LED Therapy Lights. Seems like that might burn out a retina or two.
https://meh.com/forum/topics/2-pack-circadian-optics-leo-uv-free-full-spectrum-led-therapy-lights
I don’t think I’ve ever seen an Electronic Temple.
@heartny
@heartny It stays in Vegas.
@heartny I think you may be overlooking the Apple Store.
They should make an acupuncture model that shoots hot needles into your face.
@awk
@awk @ircon96 ELLIOTT!!!
Really missed the superior “Will it make margaritas? No, but it help with a morning after many.”
Cool. A little massage while driving to work just might do the trick.
I have the Sharper Image version of this, that I think I bought here like 3 years ago. It’s wonderful, especially if you get headaches or eye fatigue.
I use a heating pad with a back massager duct taped to my head. This is much nicer.
@bugger Duct tape can fix anythang!
@bugger @hchavers That & Windex, the ultimate cure-alls.
@bugger @hchavers
@ircon96 I’m a great fan of Oxiclean myself.
@bugger @hchavers @Kyeh But can OxiClean cure psoriasis & poison ivy?
Cricket bark?
/showme cricket bark
W…T…F…??
@ircon96 you beat me to it… ? WTF indeed
@ircon96
A bug/dog/pocket knife?!?!
@robson @Kyeh Yeah, the bot is losing it.
@ircon96 @Kyeh @robson Cricket bat tail? Is the bot English?
@blaineg @ircon96 @robson
Oh, cricket bat, of course.
Still super weird!
@blaineg @Kyeh @robson My guess is the bot is extraterrestrial (English is close enough
), although it might simply be that it isn’t a fan of bugs, just nightmarish dog-like beings.
Oh look, a knock-off Oculus.
@yougotrossed No. No one is even opening their eyes with this thing on, much less that. (Source: Own one, here to buy one for a pal. Freakin’ brilliant for eyestrain and sinus aches.)
@missag I was kidding (because of how it looks). I know what it is. Lol.
/image star trek geordi visor
In all seriousness, this is exactly why I come to Meh, for goofy yet interesting shit like this!
/buy
@haydesigner It worked! Your order number is: obdurate-greedy-bard
/image obdurate greedy bard
Where are the instructions to mount this accessory to my Meta/Oculus Quest VR headset?
I have hideous migraines all the time, and I’m tempted to pull the trigger on this, but you have no idea how much snake oil stuff I’ve spent money on trying to fix things.
@sandirobertson
Same. But if I don’t keep buying stuff I’ll waste my free shipping subscription.
/buy
@v3ctorman It worked! Your order number is: vicious-wheezy-boron
/image vicious wheezy boron
Is it safe for children. Secondly, I am intrigued by the heat function and might use it instead of a heating pad for relieving eye stye? Are the active contact points disinfectable?
@MINUANO68 from the pictures it looks like it is fabric on the inside
@MINUANO68 for eye stye, if you don’t know, try used black tea bags over your eyes. The tannins in the black tea create a hostile environment for bacteria, inhibiting growth. If the tea bags are warm, it is also soothing.
It’s been years since I’ve had a stye, but I have had the black tea bag trick work better than the drops prescribed by my doctor.
Lousy resolution.
confusing-gifted-mummy
Have a sharper image version and the music is annoying and cannot be turned off, only lower the volume to its lowest setting which is still very much apparent, to me at least. Anyone know it’s music can be fully turned off on this one?
@sportykev https://manualmachine.com/sharperimage/smg2002/2566490-user-manual/ here’s the user manual for that item. I thought you could press the play/pause to turn off the music.
On the Walmart link, 3 out of 4 reviews rated it one star, had very positive things to say about it, but all described what I can only imagine in some sort of lumbar massager.
{Insert old Lumbar Lew clip from "Conan O’Brien}
@wickhameh they were reviews for the seller. The item itself has no reviews on Walmart
@kdominique That makes sense.
I’m still holding out for Lumber Lew.
faulty-uptight-vest
Might be good for thise pesky migraines
/giphy befuddled-tart-derby
/giphy faulty-uptight-vest
Got one of these for ladycwabs last year and she frickin’ loves it. Sketchy medical claims aside, it feels really good.
I have one with Bluetooth audio, and it still makes no sense. Also it’s really useless if you have glaucoma.
Logged all the way in just to say that today’s product promo blurb truly spoke to me. This “new normal” is terrible and so is adulthood generally.
/“wait, regret not buying, and hope it shows up in a future mehrathon for the same price or even cheaper”
Dear Meh,
This thing is terrible. It’s very hard and that “ massage” gives me more wrinkles stretching thin skin under my eyes. Absolutely not what promised. Can I please, return it?
Thank you,
Svetlana