Quite simply - a mountain of nachos.
A yum of nachos.
A plate of nachos?
A roundup of nachos
A whole lot of nachos?
It’s a murder. A murder of Nacho’s
@UncleVinny @mediocrebot Or, a clatter of nachos.
I’m here because I heard there would be nachos.
A nimiety of nachos
A bloat of nachos
A Mess of nachos
A serving of nachos
A knot of nachos
An embankment of nachos
If you want to honor the creator of said dish, then you should order an Especial of Nachos.
I think this depends on how many you are eating. 1 would be “a nacho”. A whole plate would be “a plate of nachos” any more than that and I think it would be a “horde”
Monticulo of Nachos.
Everybody is wrong…
It’s called an Order of Nachos.
A gaggle of nachos
A Goat-Load of nachos.
/giphy mic drop
I’m pretty sure it is a grande of nachos.
EVERYBODY knows it is a multitude of Nachos. Anything else would be uncivilized and barbaric. Not to mention just plain distasteful.
@davidwr99 “uncivilized and barbaric. Not to mention just plain distasteful”
But that’s just who we are here…!
Would you say I have a plethora of nachos?
@kDCYorke Yes, you have a plethora
@capguncowboy @kDCYorke Jefe, what is a plethora?
/youtube I don’t even know what a plethora is
A dominion of nachos
What would you guys call this?
@Targaryen A picture. Duh.
@Targaryen amuse bouche
@Targaryen An adjective, usually.
a moose douche
@Targaryen A pronoun.
@Targaryen A Taco Bell
@Targaryen An abomination? Some damn chichi version of beauty?
Hipster “chefs” always gotta be taking stuff that’s already perfect and ruining it to make it “edgy”. Gimme my damn Chili’s Loaded Nachos back!
@Targaryen a very small snack.
my friends: a buttload
Sombrero. Definitely a Sombrero of Nachos.
Nachos is already a plural noun…nacho is singular. If we really need to identify them further as a group…how about a nexus of nachos?
A Flatulence of Nachos
I always thought that Nachos were measured by “Big Ass Piles”, as in “I want a Big Ass Pile of Nachos and a beer, please”.
“…a collective noun for ‘nachos’”
Maybe this is too obvious, but
a COLLECTIVE of nachos?
@elliedan Not to reply to mine own comment, however…
New band name, I call it!
/giphy Andy Dwyer
/giphy borg collective
Not what I was going for. Leaving it because it is more disturbing.
Um…perhaps a CORNucopia of nachos since, you know, it means an abundant supply of good things of a specified kind.
@goldnectar I like this one, but I don’t see a little “Like” star… so I thought I would tell you in Gasp ~Words~.
@Aristocracy that means I win! Problem solved. Aristocracy has spoken! Meh.com admin, please inform Irk that we have figured this out.
@goldnectar …Actually… just after I posted that I saw the GIANT star right by your post. I was looking below it. So yeah… I was just being dumb.
A Party of Nachos!
A Turd of Nachos
Segway, why the f@#k have we not seen a meh.com sale for a plush of Irk? You’re welcome.
@goldnectar What the fuck does f@#k mean?
Mucho Nacho or Nacho Mucho
(and every time I see the title of this thread I think I’m at a different forum I attend and it’s a Better Call Saul thread!)