Tell your relatives you’ll get George Clooney and Jennifer Lawrence to play them in the film- then you can write anything you want.
People who talk in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.
Is it crabs, that’s a bummer
Writers who rely on hyperbole make my eyes explode.
Never trust anyone who speaks in absolutes!
Tell your relatives you’ll get George Clooney and Jennifer Lawrence to play them in the film- then you can write anything you want.
People who talk in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.
Is it crabs, that’s a bummer
Writers who rely on hyperbole make my eyes explode.
Never trust anyone who speaks in absolutes!