Tell your relatives you’ll get George Clooney and Jennifer Lawrence to play them in the film- then you can write anything you want.
Writers who rely on hyperbole make my eyes explode.
Never trust anyone who speaks in absolutes!
People who talk in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.
Is it crabs, that’s a bummer
Tell your relatives you’ll get George Clooney and Jennifer Lawrence to play them in the film- then you can write anything you want.
Writers who rely on hyperbole make my eyes explode.
Never trust anyone who speaks in absolutes!
People who talk in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.
Is it crabs, that’s a bummer