An Irk-rathon pitch (but unironically)

@Ignorant in the ___-rathon theme ideas thread suggested an Irk-rathon. I’m pretty sure it was a joke, but I have an idea. The obvious problem is that IRKs sell out immediately and the site would be useless most of the day. To counteract that, I’d suggest the small change: no timers. When an IRK is back in stock, nobody knows! The obvious result is that there’s no way to game the system. IRKs go to the luckiest, rather than the fastest. It still won’t solve all the people complaining they didn’t get one but the truly instant regret goes to those who never bought one anyways.