Describe one of the “seasonal songs” without naming it. Some examples:
Delayed Revenge For A Messy Breakup Insistent Desire For A Dangerous Three-Toed Ungulate
Go.
The notorious red-draped, jolly criminal (best known for multiple counts of unlawful entry) is visiting your city.
I realize now that the lyrics to this song are extremely ominous if you don’t know the lore.
@ExtraMedium You can take it as a warning too. A cautionary song.
My parent’s parent was the victim of a high-speed Norwegian livestock trampling incident.
Maybe if they are too drunk they’ll have to stay the night with me.
Children ominously sing of the dark times ahead, warning of loud bells tolling, signaling the start of what is to come.
Seductive vixen wages a campaign to coax older man to be her indulgent sugar daddy.
there are a dozen birds in a fruit bearing tree and thrity members of royalty dancing to the song “Jump Around”
@carl669
@carl669 @werehatrack I’m stealing that!
A trio of rodents with anticipation of what gifts they’ll get on the special day.
I just know my favorite holiday music is made by a group whose name sounds like a cross between an auto auction lot and a piece of heavy construction equipment.
May the Supreme Being proffer respite to the jovial genteel doyens…
Diminutive percussion gamin…
Are these voices only in my head, or perchance are you also able to perceive them???
A plea to the very heavens for chilly precipitation, thrice repeated for maximum persuasiveness.
The hyperborean quadruped namesake of the erstwhile New York mayor, with crimson proboscis…
At this point, the inchoate resemblance to a winter solstice holiday can no longer be overlooked…
The arrival of the jolly cherubic denizen of the north pole is imminent (as he proceeds along the pathway of his very namesake)…
A lengthy lamentation by a typesetter who is literally “out of sorts,” missing a crucial letter from the middle of the alphabet.
An apparent infidelity was observed.
During the holiday season, an individual desires nothing more than to reacquire a pair of incisors.
Loungin’ with the livestock.
In praise of cross-dressing
The event occurred at 0000 hours with ceiling and visibility unlimited.
The notorious red-draped, jolly criminal (best known for multiple counts of unlawful entry) is visiting your city.
I realize now that the lyrics to this song are extremely ominous if you don’t know the lore.
@ExtraMedium You can take it as a warning too. A cautionary song.
My parent’s parent was the victim of a high-speed Norwegian livestock trampling incident.
Maybe if they are too drunk they’ll have to stay the night with me.
Children ominously sing of the dark times ahead, warning of loud bells tolling, signaling the start of what is to come.
Seductive vixen wages a campaign to coax older man to be her indulgent sugar daddy.
there are a dozen birds in a fruit bearing tree and thrity members of royalty dancing to the song “Jump Around”
@carl669
@carl669 @werehatrack I’m stealing that!
A trio of rodents with anticipation of what gifts they’ll get on the special day.
I just know my favorite holiday music is made by a group whose name sounds like a cross between an auto auction lot and a piece of heavy construction equipment.
May the Supreme Being proffer respite to the jovial genteel doyens…
Diminutive percussion gamin…
Are these voices only in my head, or perchance are you also able to perceive them???
A plea to the very heavens for chilly precipitation, thrice repeated for maximum persuasiveness.
The hyperborean quadruped namesake of the erstwhile New York mayor, with crimson proboscis…
At this point, the inchoate resemblance to a winter solstice holiday can no longer be overlooked…
The arrival of the jolly cherubic denizen of the north pole is imminent (as he proceeds along the pathway of his very namesake)…
A lengthy lamentation by a typesetter who is literally “out of sorts,” missing a crucial letter from the middle of the alphabet.
An apparent infidelity was observed.
During the holiday season, an individual desires nothing more than to reacquire a pair of incisors.
Loungin’ with the livestock.
In praise of cross-dressing
The event occurred at 0000 hours with ceiling and visibility unlimited.