@shahnm Yeah, it’s a horrible company name, but their nose/ear hair trimmers work really well. Only problem I’ve had with the mine (it’s a different model that takes one AA battery) is it eats batteries. When the charge is down to 75%, 50% if you’re lucky, it spins too slow to keep using.
Even with that, I highly recommend them. As I got older, my nose hairs went mutant and started growing out of my nose. As a result I have to trim them frequently. The ToiletTree trimmer is the best one I’ve found by far.
@macromeh
Neither. I’m speaking as the person who wants to sit on the high toilet in that picture so I can see above the wall and make eye contact with people as I’m pooping.
Bought this set last time they were offered, 11/1/22. Same brand. It is buzzy and powerful (the 2nd one will sit for several years until the 1st one fails). It is significantly better than my old one, which required percussive maintenance to start, and then pulled the hairs out slowly, one at a time. That felt like a nostrilectomy without anesthesia. This one is not as easy to clean, however.
Specs
Product: 2-Pack: ToiletTree Electronic Nose & Ear Hair Trimmers with LED Lights
Model: TTP-TRIM-8
Condition: New
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
2 for $35.90 at Amazon
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Mar 13
Do these work on other hairy orifices?
@yakkoTDI Why don’t you order it, try it and let us know when you get out of the hospital?
@Felton10 Hospitals are for people who can’t afford Super Glue.
@Felton10 @yakkoTDI I prefer kragle
@Felton10 @hammi99 Is that what you use to repair V’Ger?
@yakkoTDI they barely work on noses
@mexicantacos @yakkoTDI Isn’t a bare nose the whole point?
I don’t nose about that one.
Shag carpets are out, hardwood floors are in!
Trim that wild nest!
ToiletTree?
???
@shahnm Yeah, it’s a horrible company name, but their nose/ear hair trimmers work really well. Only problem I’ve had with the mine (it’s a different model that takes one AA battery) is it eats batteries. When the charge is down to 75%, 50% if you’re lucky, it spins too slow to keep using.
Even with that, I highly recommend them. As I got older, my nose hairs went mutant and started growing out of my nose. As a result I have to trim them frequently. The ToiletTree trimmer is the best one I’ve found by far.
@shahnm
/showme the toilet tree
@gregormehndel @shahnm Sadly showme only works as a new comment and not a reply.
@shahnm @yakkoTDI
Thank you so much. I’ve wasted a lot of time on that.
pro-tip: these are not suitable anniversary presents.
@alacrity I don’t see why not - it comes with two of them…
@shahnm one for each orifice?
@alacrity But this one is!
/showme the rear drainage hole
@mediocrebot
Why would one need two of these, one for each hand?
@rtjhnstn So you can battle a friend, silly!
Also, it becomes a suitable anniversary present when it comes with two…
@rtjhnstn @shahnm it becomes a suppository or the “blunt instrument used as the murder weapon” or possibly both when given as an anniversary present.
@rtjhnstn Because one of them will probably be broken upon arrival.
@rtjhnstn because they don’t ever seem to get clean so you just huck em in the trash and wait for the next meh deal
@rtjhnstn One for each nostril / ear…
TIL you get sprayed with confetti when you buy a product.
/giphy flawless-vile-theory
No.
Just NO.
The hair that grows out of my nose and ears is much less irritating than the itchy effing stubble that trimmers leave.
Hey kids! Let’s all gather round, it’s tine to go find a special tree.
Hooray! We’re going to get a Christmas tree?
No, even better. .
No, thanks! I’ll braid my nose and ear hairs! Unlike a lot of people, I have style!
The last time I saw one of these used, the spy completely spilled the beans.
@hchavers Was it safe?
No Bluetooth? I’m out.
Can you mix a margarita with these?
@winecaseaholic Technically yes but it will be incredibly slow due to the small size.
Why pluck them out one at a time when you get one of these and rip them out by the handful?
Why must this site use such base and offensive curse words?
@Lucythechef2023 The site…the members…or both?
@detailer @Lucythechef2023 I have asked the same fucking thing many times. Not that I give a shit I just like asking questions.
@Lucythechef2023 @yakkoTDI Yes, they should stick to the polite and complimentary curse words.
/showme toilet tree
/showme a tree of toilets
@mediocrebot DIBS ON THE ONE WITH THE VIEW.
@gregormehndel Are you speaking as a user or a viewer?
@macromeh
Neither. I’m speaking as the person who wants to sit on the high toilet in that picture so I can see above the wall and make eye contact with people as I’m pooping.
@gregormehndel @macromeh You’d probably enjoy the pissoirs in Paris, then.
I bought these a few times before, ama
@mexicantacos do you have 6 nostrils?
@troy I have 2 really hairy nostrils, but I guess it also depends on your definition of a nostril.
@mexicantacos Why did you buy them multiple times when they even come with two
Bought this set last time they were offered, 11/1/22. Same brand. It is buzzy and powerful (the 2nd one will sit for several years until the 1st one fails). It is significantly better than my old one, which required percussive maintenance to start, and then pulled the hairs out slowly, one at a time. That felt like a nostrilectomy without anesthesia. This one is not as easy to clean, however.
/giphy headstrong-indigo-prune
