@MrMark@psantora@username Like Imposter said, there was no support, and they basically didn’t work. I got ONE badge to work once paired with my phone, but then it never worked again, except for the clock mode. ION also said on their forums that they’d look into updating the app, and then just had the app taken down from all repositories and called it a day.
@mikeureko They represent the decline of society into the dysfunctional bondage of dependence on cheap, shiny baubles that capture the attention but offer no value, distracting from the worthwhile pursuits of mind, body and soul.
That, or they’re just really annoying when I get beamed in the eye with one and it makes me sneeze.
@ybmuG Yeah, I guess there are better light show type devices out there. This one would probably only be decently interesting in a Psychedelic state. Even then I bet it’d get annoyingly overwhelming, lol. A good laser projector would be far more entertaining and inspiring.
@auctoritas@ybmuG Finding better dubstep would be the most common cure. Perhaps look for gentler and/or hybrid versions of it. The other one, should it not be part of your musical taste at all, is to generally avoid dubstep.
I should hide some kind of disco light and speaker outside my cube. Then when people start talking about their grandsons’ sportsball achievements and their newest cars in an “I’m on a fucking speedboat” tone of voice, emitting clouds of asthmatic-murdering stank, and tapping. on. my. god. damn. cube. walls. because they were literally sent from hell, I can provide some mood lighting and Kenny G for their cocktail party.
Specs
What’s in the Box?
OR
Price Comparison
$45.90 (for 1) at Amazon
Warranty
1 year manufacturer
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 13th - Monday, July 20th
And now for something completely different (still don’t want though)
No, I’m spending less today.
Seizure projection lights.
*correction
Straight junk
@Stallion I shudder to think of the giphy…
@shahnm @Stallion
/giphy straight junk
@narfcake That’s just perverted Narf. You should go report yourself.
Remember ion app for badge that no longer exists?
@username Yup… after we got completely shafted on those damned badges, I’m not touching a single thing ION makes.
@finalremix @username what happened with the ION badges? (Other than the obvious: https://meh.com/forum/topics/2-for-tuesday-ion-audio-led-smart-badge#5abaa657e8bd1d0e10fc423b courtesy of @MrMark )
@finalremix @MrMark @psantora @username They worked poorly with Android, and support didn’t exist. They’re useless. No ION for me ever again
@MrMark @psantora @username Like Imposter said, there was no support, and they basically didn’t work. I got ONE badge to work once paired with my phone, but then it never worked again, except for the clock mode. ION also said on their forums that they’d look into updating the app, and then just had the app taken down from all repositories and called it a day.
“Set-up by children not recommended” – not even if adults can’t do it?
if you live where you get thick, heavy fog- these are awesome at night.
POPSOCKETS! SPROCKETS! DAVY CROCKETT! AWESOME!
@alacrity the Mist in technicolor
Do these come in Red? Asking for.a friend.
@hchavers I hear ya, my friend was wondering if they came in red if they could mount them on their car for some strange reason.
@therealjrn your friend can find a speaker to go with the lights here in a day or two
This is tempting, but it’d be an impulse buy at $10.
These lights will make me swallow my tongue.
@Bumplepimp Wha
How long is the cord? Does it have some huge PSU on it?
@Pufferfishy I mean the power station at the end of all that wiring is pretty large…
@Pufferfishy Cord is 6’. You’ll want an extension cord unless it’s inside.
I hate that these things even exist.
@ybmuG Why?
@mikeureko They represent the decline of society into the dysfunctional bondage of dependence on cheap, shiny baubles that capture the attention but offer no value, distracting from the worthwhile pursuits of mind, body and soul.
That, or they’re just really annoying when I get beamed in the eye with one and it makes me sneeze.
@ybmuG Yeah, I guess there are better light show type devices out there. This one would probably only be decently interesting in a Psychedelic state. Even then I bet it’d get annoyingly overwhelming, lol. A good laser projector would be far more entertaining and inspiring.
I’m tempted to buy one to light up my room while I play dubstep and edm.
@auctoritas would that make dubstep less annoying?
@auctoritas @ybmuG Finding better dubstep would be the most common cure. Perhaps look for gentler and/or hybrid versions of it. The other one, should it not be part of your musical taste at all, is to generally avoid dubstep.
@auctoritas @mikeureko better…dubstep…hmmmmm
I should hide some kind of disco light and speaker outside my cube. Then when people start talking about their grandsons’ sportsball achievements and their newest cars in an “I’m on a fucking speedboat” tone of voice, emitting clouds of asthmatic-murdering stank, and tapping. on. my. god. damn. cube. walls. because they were literally sent from hell, I can provide some mood lighting and Kenny G for their cocktail party.
@carl669
@whogots OK, now THAT’S a legit use. Bravo!
@whogots Okay, this is epic.
Is the quantity of 2 packaged in one box or two separate boxes?
@dsl324 2 separate retail boxes will be over packed into 1 shipping box.
/giphy harmful-trite-bear
