I should hide some kind of disco light and speaker outside my cube. Then when people start talking about their grandsons’ sportsball achievements and their newest cars in an “I’m on a fucking speedboat” tone of voice, emitting clouds of asthmatic-murdering stank, and tapping. on. my. god. damn. cube. walls. because they were literally sent from hell, I can provide some mood lighting and Kenny G for their cocktail party.
@MrMark@psantora@username Like Imposter said, there was no support, and they basically didn’t work. I got ONE badge to work once paired with my phone, but then it never worked again, except for the clock mode. ION also said on their forums that they’d look into updating the app, and then just had the app taken down from all repositories and called it a day.
@auctoritas@ybmuG Finding better dubstep would be the most common cure. Perhaps look for gentler and/or hybrid versions of it. The other one, should it not be part of your musical taste at all, is to generally avoid dubstep.
@mikeureko They represent the decline of society into the dysfunctional bondage of dependence on cheap, shiny baubles that capture the attention but offer no value, distracting from the worthwhile pursuits of mind, body and soul.
That, or they’re just really annoying when I get beamed in the eye with one and it makes me sneeze.
@ybmuG Yeah, I guess there are better light show type devices out there. This one would probably only be decently interesting in a Psychedelic state. Even then I bet it’d get annoyingly overwhelming, lol. A good laser projector would be far more entertaining and inspiring.