Yukon Outfitters Defender 1000-Lumen Flashlight
- Is it a club that is also a flashlight or a flashlight that is also a club?
- Its 1000 lumens and Cree XHP50 LED (20W) bulb with zoom in/out say “flashlight.”
- It’s club-shape say “club.”
- A bonus: yon’t need 12 D batteries for this bad boy. 6 AA will do.
- Model: 1N-D4-C1U8.
The 29 Gripes of Christmas
Despite its popular representation in media and commerce, the holiday season is not all sunshine, frankincense, and roses. In fact, we’ve got a few gripes with it – 29 to be exact. Follow along all Mehrathon long as we reveal 'em all.
For the third Gripe Of Christmas, Meh’s Scrooge-self groused to me: ‘When you two gonna get hitched?’ ‘No kids yet?’ ‘Still out of work?’ And other infuriating aunt questions.
1: People who call it Frankincense instead of Frankincense’s Monster.
2: The office Christmas potluck is two Costco flans that never got refrigerated, and nuts.
