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Cleaning House: a Meh-rathon
EXT. ROY’S CLEANING SUPPLIES PARKING LOT - DAY
Three men in black sweaters and black ski masks get out of the van.
MAN 1
Three of us? Just to take down one guy?
MAN 2
Boss insisted we bring five, but Tony and Marley were called to do a job in Buenos Aires.
MAN 3
Let’s just get this over with, okay?
The THREE MASKED MEN make their way into Roy’s Cleaning Supplies.
While wiping the work laptop of Calvert Harrison, a project manager who recently left his position at the company for a comparable role with a rival, our IT department discovered a Microsoft Word file titled ‘CLEANING_HOUSE_SCREENPLAY_FOR_JS’ as well as several Notepad documents containing phone numbers and email addresses for people with a tertiary connection to Jason Statham. The screenplay was, by all indications, written on company time and therefore, per Calvert’s contract, belongs to us. So, please enjoy these excerpts and stick around all day for great deals on spring cleaning gear and stuff for getting outside. (And Mr. Statham, if you’re reading, this is available!)
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
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