Instant Regret Kit
- This is the best birthday ever!
- Oh, sorry, that’s because of something going on in the office.
- It actually has nothing to do with these dumb I.R.K.s.
- Model: 1RK1N6-0N-0UR-B1RTHD4Y.
Oh, the Mehmories: a Birthday Meh-rathon!
For our birthday this year, we’re putting on a Meh-rathon to honor the people that make this site so great. That’s right: we’re talking about US! So please, enjoy this epic celebration–or… sell-ebration?–by shopping, laughing, buying, sharing your thoughts, sharing your money, and buying!
I liked that Bandit thing that @moose did where people killed each other off while talking “western” (however, I’m still waiting for that song title bit…).
And @moonhat says:
I loved @moose‘s mediocre hunger games, that was fun!
This is a sentiment echoed quite a bit. Which made us think, we should show a little love to our guy @moose. And what’s the best way to show love? By posting odes to him in verse in the comments.
Please, don’t forget your iambic pentameter.