Instant Regret Kit

  • This is the best birthday ever!
  • Oh, sorry, that’s because of something going on in the office.
  • It actually has nothing to do with these dumb I.R.K.s.
  • Model: 1RK1N6-0N-0UR-B1RTHD4Y.

Oh, the Mehmories: a Birthday Meh-rathon!

For our birthday this year, we’re putting on a Meh-rathon to honor the people that make this site so great. That’s right: we’re talking about US! So please, enjoy this epic celebration–or… sell-ebration?–by shopping, laughing, buying, sharing your thoughts, sharing your money, and buying!

On our post looking for mehmories, @llangley says:

I liked that Bandit thing that @moose did where people killed each other off while talking “western” (however, I’m still waiting for that song title bit…).

And @moonhat says:

I loved @moose‘s mediocre hunger games, that was fun!

This is a sentiment echoed quite a bit. Which made us think, we should show a little love to our guy @moose. And what’s the best way to show love? By posting odes to him in verse in the comments.

Please, don’t forget your iambic pentameter.

So far today...

  • 80767 of you visited.
  • 41% on a phone, 7% on a tablet.
  • 612 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 199 of these.
  • We sold out at 4:50pm.
  • That’s $1028 total.
  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?