West Bend Soft-Serve Ice Cream Machine
- Is there a chill in here?
- Or is it just this delicious homemade ice cream?
- Model: 1C3-5CR34M
It's A Monster Mehsh: A Very Haunted Meh-rathon
But you’re no closer to leaving this terrible place. Instead, you find yourself in a kitchen. And what you see there gives you chills. Or, not what you see. What you taste.
Which is to say: you’ve just tasted the ice cream being made inside the ice cream maker on the counter.
Not gonna lie. That’s sorta weird. Like, you’re wandering around, fearing for your life, ostensibly looking for a phone to call a tow truck because your car broke down, and you’re gonna stopping to taste some ice cream?
Seriously, wtf, buddy? What are you doing? Get your head in the game? You can’t be hanging out having a snack in this strange house occupied by an evil presence that is right now opening a door at the far end of the kitchen. You’ve got to–
Wait? SOMEONE IS OPENING THE DOOR!
You run out the way you came, your footfall as soft as you can manage, and proceed down the hall, throwing the first door open that you see.
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