Vivaspa Whole Body Vibration Machine w/Bluetooth Speaker & Resistance Bands

  • Why work out when you can vibrate?
  • It has a speaker in, because sure
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A Meh-rathon of Sweet Meh-mories

This is a Vivaspa vibration machine with a built-in bluetooth speaker and resistance bands. You either know what that is, or can jump in the forum to ask other people about it.

Why aren’t we giving you more info? Well, we weren’t sure what to write for the Meh-rathon so we decided to look at some past Meh write-ups for inspiration. (You can find a random one here, if you want.) Unfortunately, all that did was make us nostalgic and maybe a little teary-eyed. And then the boss was all “Where’s the write-ups, writer dude?” and we panicked and… uhh… Please enjoy this classic write-up about an entirely different product! Also, feel free to share in the forum if you find one you liked or forgot about or missed entirely.

Winter’s almost here. What does that have to do with this Perricone MD No Makeup 3-Piece Set?

Everything.

Let me explain. You see, I’m you, but from the future. Okay, not really. What I mean is, I’ve been working from home for a while now. And so some of our new normal has been my consistent normal. And let me tell you: working from home in the winter can devolve into sloth-dom real fast.

That process? Of getting up? Starting your car? Bundling up? Driving through the gray-white winterscape? Sitting at your desk desk in the way-too-hot office? Putting on headphones and trying to tune out those two or three people in your workplace who are a little too obsessed with each winter storm watch?

You don’t know how much that stuff is keeping you sane and human.

Me in the winter? I’m searching through the laundry looking for my pajamas before I realize, horrified, that I’m still wearing them. I’m smelling bacon and thinking, who’s cooking bacon? before realizing, it’s me, I’m cooking bacon, or I was cooking bacon on, like, Tuesday, and it’s Friday now, and I haven’t changed my shirt or taken a shower. I’m laying down to sleep at night and feeling something in my eye and realizing it’s this morning’s sleep crust. I’m taking naps at dusk (like, 4pm) and waking up in the dark and not knowing if it’s 5:30 or 2am. I’m basically living my entire life at about 60% consciousness.

Unless, of course, I force myself to put on some fresh jeans, to take a shower, to shave, etc. Even if I’m not leaving the house, it’s good to do, because it reminds me that I am a person who lives in a society of other people, wherever they may be.

And so, in trying to convince you to get this Perricone MD No Makeup 3-Piece Set, I’m not going to talk about how important is to look good on Zoom, or how maybe you want to look nice for a socially distanced walk among the trees as the leaves change color. Because, sure, it might be great for that, but it’s also good for making you feel like you’re a put-together human being.

And trust me: that will become increasingly important as we near the post-solstice phase of our new reality.

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