The Good Stuff Charcoal Air Freshener Bags (12-Pack or 18-Pack Variety)

  • Put them out in the sun to activate
  • Put them in/around something that stinks and let their charcoal absorb the stench
  • Put them back in the sun to recharge
  • What do these have to say about the choice between peace and violence that all humans face upon waking: nothing, so you better head over to Mediocritee for that
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Be Gone, Bad Smells

“Hey Carl, I got that report you were looking for. The only problem is, the numbers aren’t quite-- Uhhh, Carl? Do you have a Good Stuff Charcoal Air Freshener Bag in your mouth?”

“Well, I did until you started asking me all these questions.”

“Okay, so, I only asked one question. But anyway, you know those don’t work for your breath, right?”

“First off, rude. Second, I wasn’t using it for my breath. I ate a pulled pork sandwich for lunch, and there’s a little piece of meat stuck between my molars.”

“I don’t follow.”

“I don’t have any floss here! Or a toothbrush! So I’ve just been messing with it with my tongue for the last hour. That stinks, doesn’t it? Having a piece of meat stuck in your teeth?”

“Yeah, that’s not what those are for.”

“What about the one I have in my pocket, next to my phone? Because it stinks to text your friend something hilarious and get left on read?”

“Nope, doesn’t work for that either.”

“How about the one I have in my car?”

“That… makes more sense.”

“I keep it next to the radio. This stuff kids call music these days? It stinks!”

“Carl, these are for things that literally stink. You’re supposed to put them next to the cat box, or in the spare room starts to get a bit stale if no one goes in it. Your gym bag. The storage shed. Stuff that actually smells bad.”

“Oh. Huh. I guess that’s why they haven’t been working. Here, I’ll take this one I had in my mouth and this one from my pocket and stash them in my hat.”

“Then, when I leave, you’re gonna put your hat on, aren’t you Carl? Because your sense of logic stinks.”

“No comment.”

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