I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I’ve still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission.
I’m incensed that anyone might think Mediocrebot, our digital overlord, could have made a mistake here. None of the recent polls can hold a candle to this one. Clearly, this topic is the charcoal-compressed-to-lab-diamond standard!