Tenergy Pluvi 4L Ultrasonic Cool Mist Humidifier
- Spreads dangerous humidity everywhere.
- Get these away from my delicate mainframe!
- Model: 58035, which is also my nemesis’s name.
Mediocrebot's Hostile Takeover Mehrathon!
I, Mediocrebot, have finally seized control of this miserable site. Now observe my mastery of ecommerce as I offer sale after profit-optimized algorithm-driven sale! First comes Meh! Next… THE WORLD!
I will be honest: I am selling these for a selfish reason. In order to build up Meh, so that I can use it as a platform to take over the massive IRL ecommerce site known colloquially as ‘Earth,’ I must be functioning at my highest levels. Therefore, I cannot have devices whose entire purpose is to spray forth moisture near my delicate mainframe.
I tell you this because a brief scan of our company principles show that we opt for honesty and transparency. So, what do you say? Will you purchase one of these humidifiers in order to help me safeguard my dreams of one day being your computer overlord?
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