Tacklife Robotic Pool Cleaner
Our Take
- If you have a pool, this is for you
- If you don’t have a pool, this is probably not for you
- So, yeah
We've Created A Monster
Anyone else getting tired of the same old monsters. Dracula? More like Drab-ula! Zombies? A bunch of real zom-bozos! Werewolves? Get-the-hell-outta-here, wolves! Enough with the masked killers using gardening implements, with the typical ghosts and ghouls, and enough with the clowns! No, it’s about time we forge a bold new direction in horror. I’ve even roped in our own resident monster-sculptor @KoolHandJoe for his expert opinions on the matter. Let’s see what we’ve got.
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Fishhooks are terrifying. Tiny barbed claws made specifically to pierce through skin and not let go if you pull away? It’s like needles, but worse. I mean, hooks and chains have always staples in horror. I’m sure there are fishhooks involved too, somewhere. If not, give me a horror movie villain using a fishing rod. Or just a flail of fishhooks.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
