Solo Mercer Laptop Briefcase
- A case for holding all your briefs
- Has a bunch of pockets and compartments for your many types of briefs
- Can also be used to hold a Blu-Ray copy of “The Pelican Brief”
- Cannot be used to determine if “The Pelican Brief” holds up
- Model: FBA_EXE335 (We thought this might have been a mistake, as “FBA” stands for “Fulfilled By Amazon,” but searching the number revealed Solo Mercer briefcases from other sites. Who knows)
Bagcoin
Everybody’s talking cryptocurrency. Is it a bubble? Is it the new global currency? Should I buy? Should I sell? There are so many unknowns in the crypto world, but one thing’s for sure: If you have some you need to store it like this Solo briefcase.
You might think we’re trying to cash in on the crypto gold rush without any understand of what it is or how it works. That’s ridiculous. We know how blockchains work, and we know you’ll want to carry them with you at all times in a bag like this.
It’s fair to worry whether this slim briefcase can hold all those bulky blockchains. But haven’t you seen a movie where millions of dollars in ransom money are placed into a briefcase? Stack your crypto carefully and you’ll be able to fit it all in there. We’re sure of it.
Since this briefcase makes the perfect crypto carrying bag, you might worry that ne’er-do-wells will target you and try to steal your Ethereums. That’s why you should handcuff it to your wrists at all times to ensure cyber security.
Trust us. We know what we’re talking about.
Do you have many different kinds of crypto? No problem! This briefcase has many compartments and pockets, so you can keep your blockchains neatly organized by type. No more handing a cashier Doge instead of Bit Coins.
Speaking of which, you should probably load up on Doge Coins. Believe us — we’re experts.
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