Sharper Image by Vornado Refresh 01X Rechargeable Ultraportable Fan

  • A little rechargeable fan
  • Bring it to work, yoga class, the beach or wherever
  • Three speeds
  • Made by Vornado with a 2-year warranty through Vornado
  • Can it make a margarita: No, but it can help with the tequila sweats
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Pros & Cons

COMPARISON: Buying this rechargeable fan vs. entrapping a wind spirit

BUYING THIS FAN

Pros:

  • Rechargeable
  • Convenient
  • Portable
  • Great for at work, travel, yoga class, or wherever you need a little breeze
  • Sounds relaxing

Cons:

  • Takes time to recharge
  • You can’t say, “Do my bidding,” without getting weird looks
  • Cannot carry snacks to you on the breeze
  • Sound is just fan noise, no songs
  • Only a few speed settings

ENTRAPPING A WIND SPIRIT

Pros:

  • You can say, “Do my bidding,” all you want
  • Can make white noise or sing songs
  • Will make wind of any strength or speed
  • Can bring you snacks, or even will deliver bouquets of flowers and trinkets to potential lovers

Cons:

  • Wind traps are very difficult to build (you have to bend the wisteria vines just so)
  • Similarly, the incantation is very complicated and must be spoken through without a pause or stutter to work; can take up to thirty-five minutes to say it all
  • Whenever it asks you questions, you have to consider if it really wants an answer, or if it’s just trying to trick you into saying the release incantation
  • Its songs are very catchy, and you will find yourself singing them often, despite the fact the fact that they feature a lot of outdated (and outright offensive) language

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