A New Spin

So… these are some fans. They’d be great for keeping you cool while you run on the treadmill or ride a stationary bike. That’s how they’re marketed anyway. As things to keep cool while working out. But we decided to take that out of the title because, hey, they’re just fans with a little magnetic remote. You can use them anywhere for anything. Which includes while you’re working out. Or not.

Point is: they’re fans. Got it?

Cool.

So, let’s not waste any more space talking about them and instead discuss something that’s actually exciting. Like the SideDeal-o-Rama, going on now over on, you guessed it, SideDeal! Here’s a list of the sales you’ll find over there:

• Stuff With An On Button And/Or A Charging Cable: Broadly speaking, these are products that fits in the category of “technology.”

• Big Deals (As In: Deals On Products That Are Large): The items? They’re big. The prices? They’re small. Or, at least, smaller than elsewhere. Seriously, these are just large products. That’s it.

• Small Deals (As In: Deals On Products That Are Little): You mean to tell us that when you go shopping, you’re not looking for any random item as long as it’s relatively small? Weird!

• Products As Black As Our Hearts: A bunch of stuff that will perfectly match your goth attire.

• Summa That Summer Stuff: Summer is almost over, but we have it on good authority that it’ll occur again next year. So get some summer gear to use once or twice in the next few weeks and then be pleasantly surprised you’re so prepared when May 2025 rolls around.

• A Disarray Of Edible Items: Eat them! All of them! (Though maybe follow the cooking instructions if there are any, and don’t eat the wrappers; those aren’t edible.)

• And a special note: our friend Irk will be dropping some IRKs in each event throughout today and the weekend… so be sure to check back if you want to score one!

There you have it, a bunch of rockin’ sales we think you’ll be fans of. Which reminds us: hey, we’re selling some fans!