A Little Cleaner

A messy home? Annoying, but manageable. You make a plan, you execute the plan, you feel good. Is it fun burning a weeknight or weekend morning vacuuming the whole house instead of, say, unwinding with your favorite show? No, of course not. But it’s necessary, and it does feel satisfying once you get it done.

A big, sudden mess? Terrible. And yet, also manageable. Because your brain clicks into disaster management mode. You don’t have time to wallow in the misery of it. Instead, your mind plays a soundtrack of dammit, dammit, dammit, dammit as you gather paper towels and the broom and whatever other supplies you need to contain the spread and keep the pets away.

But small messes? There’s something that makes them seem, paradoxically, insurmountable.

You spill grounds while filling up the filter to brew your morning coffee. You check under your toddler’s chair after serving them a meal involving rice. You bake cookies only to find there’s a hole in the bags of flour and sugar. You go to add a few scoops of kibble to your cat’s bowl but stumble.

Or, piggybacking off this last one, perhaps the mistake you made is that simple: you chose to own pets. And now, it’s barely 24 hours after one of the above-mentioned whole-house vacuuming sessions, and everything still looks spotless… except, there’s a huge tuft of fur tumble-weeding across the bedroom floor.

You can’t plan for any of these situations. Nor are they big enough for panic to override that sinking feeling of dread.

Only, if you have one of these, you don’t have to feel that dread.

Here’s what we’ve got: the Shark WandVac. What is it, exactly? Basically, it’s a cheeky exploration of TV tropes set in the MCU. Or wait, no. That’s WandaVision, which is something entirely different. (God, remember when everyone was talking about that? Feels like 50 years ago.)

Anyway, this is a little wand vacuum, perfect for cleaning up small messes in your house (and car). Also, Shark designed it with pets in mind, so it comes with a special tool specifically for picking up pet hair.

In other words: it’s a supplemental vacuum for making small messes feel just as small as they are.

So buy one, and get your house a little cleaner.