Shark HydroVac MessMaster 3-in-1 Vacuum, Mop & Self-Cleaning System Refurbished
Our Take
- Instead of sweeping and then wet-Swiffering, you can just use this
- Definitely clean it thoroughly after each use
- Looking for the IRK? It’s right over here!
Cleaning House: a Meh-rathon
INT. LESTER’S CABIN - DAY
LESTER, a lithe-looking mountain-man type with long hair and an equally long beard, sits in an armchair, drinking tea and reading the newspaper.
A knock sounds on the door.
LESTER sits up, rigid and scared. He slowly puts the newspaper down and takes a hunting knife off the end table.
The knock sounds again.
While wiping the work laptop of Calvert Harrison, a project manager who recently left his position at the company for a comparable role with a rival, our IT department discovered a Microsoft Word file titled ‘CLEANING_HOUSE_SCREENPLAY_FOR_JS’ as well as several Notepad documents containing phone numbers and email addresses for people with a tertiary connection to Jason Statham. The screenplay was, by all indications, written on company time and therefore, per Calvert’s contract, belongs to us. So, please enjoy these excerpts and stick around all day for great deals on spring cleaning gear and stuff for getting outside. (And Mr. Statham, if you’re reading, this is available!)
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
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