Shark FlexBreeze Fan w/Misting Attachment Black (Certified Renewed)
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Blockbuster or Lackluster?
How you’d use it if you were in a summer blockbuster
To cool down on your deck while you do absolutely nothing. After all, you retired (or, more accurately, were forced to retire) from the sea lab where you worked as a megalodon expert, so you’ve got nothing to do. And it’s not like some sinister shark is going to start terrorizing people along the coast, causing your old colleagues to pull you back into action… right?
How you’ll actually use it
To cool down after walking two blocks and working up an embarrassing sweat.
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Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
