Shark 2-in-1 Blast & Scrub Steam Pocket Mop (Refurbished)
- It can mop, and it can steam. Ergo, steam mop.
- The Shark you get will either be Wasabi Green or Emerald Green. You can’t choose, because we have no way of telling what colors they are from the packaging. There’s a reason these things are so cheap.
- There are 3 settings for 3 different types of floor. Or 4 settings, if you consider “off” a setting.
- All the marketing copy we can find says, “blast & scrub,” so now ours will too!
- Model Number: S4701WOHREF (known among model number enthusiasts as belonging to the “password reset” varietal)
Talk Simple
Honestly, if you know what a mop is, then you already have some idea how this thing works. And if you’re familiar with the manufacturer, you know that they’re an innovator in the cleaning field. We really don’t have that much else to say… which is why we’ve turned over today’s write-up to Ted, That Friend Who Condescendingly Explains Every Simple Thing As If He’s Imparting Some Profound Truth. Take it away, Ted!
Thanks, Meh.
Now, what you need to understand about floors is that they’re underfoot. And feet can pick up dirt outside and bring it inside, even when wearing protective footgear, such as “shoes.” Among experts, there is a phrase for floors where dirt has been deposited. It’s: “a dirty floor.”
Do you follow so far? Good.
You’re probably wondering: what do you do about “a dirty floor”? That’s where things get complicated.
There’s a device called a mop that is commonly used. What a lot of people don’t realize, though, is that the mop is old technology. Since it’s invention, there have been many innovations. For example, combining a mop with water can double or even triple its cleaning impact. There’s also soap made for cleaning floors. In the cleaning industry, we call this a “floor-cleaning solution.” But even better than adding water and floor-cleaning solution to an old mop is using this Shark 2-in-1 Steam Mop.
Before you get confused, let me explain: there are not two mops here. 2-in-1 refers to its ability to both mop AND steam. Hence, it has two functions in one item. Strange, yes, but you’ll come to understand in time, just as I did.
If you’re concerned about letting a Shark into your house, I have some good news. It’s not a real shark. See, what you have to understand about branding is that oftentimes companies will use familiar words as names of their–
Okay, I think we get it, Ted. Thanks for that illuminating explanation!
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