What if I don’t mop my floors…at all? I just spill tasty stuff on them and wait for my cats to lick them clean! Cause, I’m way too lazy to actually clean them!
I really want one of these. The problem is that a little over a year ago, I bought a Shark steam mop on meh that arrived missing pieces. After a dozen emails, chats and calls between meh and Shark, I got mailed more wrong parts to different models. I did the go around again, until I got a 3rd round of wrong parts. Then I gave up.
Actually, that whole thing was why I stopped shopping here.
So this is embarrassing. I previously had purchased a Shark Steam Mop here, but have never used it. Now I want this one because it does more. And it’s $29!!! What the fuck is wrong with me?!
@mamawoot@sammydog01@kidsandliz No, I wanted it for the handheld blaster in the pics. I went more by the pics and amazon comparison, rather than the parts list last night. I cancelled the order. I jabbed meh for the comparison below.
“The Shark you get will either be Wasabi Green or Emerald Green.”
I’m trying to be decor-conscious: Anyone with any opinions on whether either of these will match my bathroom floor, which is usually a kind of brownish yellow?
@phendrick The “no hose” is the handheld blaster I think. And even though meh shows a pic of it - the description says, no hose. Not cool. I also was unable to find that hose listed anywhere for sale.
I got a regular one in a Fuku last year, and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to my hardwood floors. I love it! I can never find the bottles of soap that they use though.
Unlike the one sold on Amazon, this one seems to be missing a few attachments such as the steamer attachment. Although the steamer is shown in the last “funny” pic, it’s not listed as an item in the box, unless I’m missing something:
What’s in the Box?
1x Shark 2-in-1 Blast & Scrub Steam Pocket Mop
1x Rectangle Washable Steam Pocket Pad
1x Washable Blast & Scrub Pad
1x Easy Fill Water Flask 0x Hose or other attachments
There are also a few heads sold with the Amazon mop that’s not included with this one. You can buy those items separately, but they sure aren’t cheap. Just keep this in mind.
@troy Thanks, I figured it out and cancelled the order. The hand held is why I wanted it and I went by the pics. I didn’t catch the parts list at first. How long does it take to see the my credit card monies returned?
@troy Well Meh should expect a LOT of returns!
Also comparing it to the one on Amazon with all the additional attachments is really an apples-to-oranges comparison. You should have noted the differences (before Meh’s edit). Nice last minute photo change. Good luck with those returns & grumpy customers!
I will surely have pleasant dreams of how clean I will get my bathroom and kitchen while this takes up more space in my closet.
/giphy raunchy-tenacious-insect
You are out of luck meh. You sent me the Shark mop thing-a-ma-jigger in my fuko. Not going to use that either though as my kitchen is the size of a postage stamp, a regular sponge mop is fast and easy, and carpet elsewhere (yeah I prefer wood floors, but since I rent…).
@aristan I rent. Carpet is old as the hills. Likely never has been cleaned. I know for sure the slumlord doesn’t clean it between tenants (and when I vacuumed it with cheap bissell I got 2.5 canisters of dirt for every 3’x3’ section I vacuumed (too scary to think what would have come up had it been a decent vac instead of a used one I bought for 5 bucks). Be too expensive if I cleaned it this way and actually had a CLEAN spot. Then I’d have to pay to clean the entire carpet. Nope nope nope.
Crap, I just got one of these on Morning Save a couple weeks ago for $35. I see that someone said they had an issue with missing parts. I guess I should open mine and see if it’s all there, and I really hope it is because I bought it for the handheld portion really. My Dirt Devil steam mop that I got for Christmas in 2011 still works great but I can’t clean anything but floors with it since it’s on a really long pole.
@mfladd I didn’t really check on Morning Save, but I see the one here says ‘0x Hose or other attachments’ so the fact that I have none of those things doesn’t surprise me and I’m not pissed. The $122-$160 prices on Amazon would include all those other accessories, I imagine. (I looked it up and yes, it includes all of those.) I hope this will still serve the purpose I intended when I bought it.
@mfladd The main part of the machine with the detachable handle, extra large cleaning pad, and small cleaning pad is what I expected. I didn’t expect a hose and other accessories so it’s ok that I didn’t get them. I got exactly what’s in the picture. I might check into ordering some of the accessories though. I’d like to clean my ceiling fans and blinds with them if possible.
Specs
What’s in the Box?
1x Shark 2-in-1 Blast & Scrub Steam Pocket Mop
1x Rectangle Washable Steam Pocket Pad
1x Washable Blast & Scrub Pad
1x Easy Fill Water Flask
0x Hose or other attachments
Pictures
Mop
2-in-1
Steaming
Blasting
Mopping
Exploding
Price Comparison
$149.99 List, $122.09 (new, with all accessories) at Amazon
Warranty
90 day Shark
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 13th - Thursday, July 16th
Shark-taking a bite out of grime
Are you selling the Noguchi table in the fourth picture? I would like that, for a Meh price.
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What if I don’t mop my floors…at all? I just spill tasty stuff on them and wait for my cats to lick them clean! Cause, I’m way too lazy to actually clean them!
LITERALLY bought one from amazon 3 days ago…son of a *%}!#
@seraphimcaduto so return it?
I really want one of these. The problem is that a little over a year ago, I bought a Shark steam mop on meh that arrived missing pieces. After a dozen emails, chats and calls between meh and Shark, I got mailed more wrong parts to different models. I did the go around again, until I got a 3rd round of wrong parts. Then I gave up.
Actually, that whole thing was why I stopped shopping here.
@meh
“I stopped shopping here.” ??
But, here you are…
@meh Ah, just go for it!
(You just can’t quite get that Meh experience anywhere else, can you?)
@meh that sucks.
Maybe @mfladd would send you his old one so he’d have a reason to buy this one?
@baqui63 @meh Hahaha…maybe!
@meh @phendrick One can visit and not shop.
@phendrick Adorable. And, that’s true…I tried getting worse CS from Wal-Mart once but it didn’t work.
@meh @phendrick
Just because you like the people doesn’t mean you trust the vendor, fam.
I have this and I really like it.
@elpepe You had to tell me that, didn’t you?
So this is embarrassing. I previously had purchased a Shark Steam Mop here, but have never used it. Now I want this one because it does more. And it’s $29!!! What the fuck is wrong with me?!
My name is mamawoot and I, also, am a shopaholic.
@mamawoot Hi, mamawoot
There’s refreshments in the back of the room.
@mfladd More money than sense?
@mamawoot @mfladd I keep telling myself it can’t be good for my hardwood floors. But it’s so cheap- and such a pretty color.
@mamawoot @sammydog01 @kidsandliz No, I wanted it for the handheld blaster in the pics. I went more by the pics and amazon comparison, rather than the parts list last night. I cancelled the order. I jabbed meh for the comparison below.
@mfladd They did a ninja edit on the last photo- it didn’t have the handheld attachment when I checked at midnight.
Apparently someone thought we might steam vegetables and sue them?
“The Shark you get will either be Wasabi Green or Emerald Green.”
I’m trying to be decor-conscious: Anyone with any opinions on whether either of these will match my bathroom floor, which is usually a kind of brownish yellow?
@phendrick Brownish yellow bathroom floor? I hope it started out that way and isn’t why you need the steamer.
ok, so this would be perfect for when yesterday’s decorator tarps leak and you need to clean the trunk.
Getting it! Cant wait to iron my shirts!;)
FUCK!
/buy
@mfladd It worked! Your order number is: peculiar-independent-crocodile
/image peculiar independent crocodile
@mfladd Way to hold out, for a whopping 10 minutes. (Be sure to let this one keep company in the closet with your older one.)
@phendrick
/buy
@janelane1980 It worked! Your order number is: idiotic-frail-moon
/image idiotic frail moon
@janelane1980 @mediocrebot Well, that is a crappy order number to get.
Attn @barney
On the same Amazon product page referenced, there is a PURPLE one (new, with accessories) for a mere $66
@phendrick But alas, you don’t get the accessories. And we all now how they rape you on accessories.
@phendrick On second glance, I’m not sure that it does have the accessories; the description is different and so are the pictures.
Edit: @mfladd
You posted while I was composing my followup. Yeah, looks like no accessories.
@mfladd or others:
What are you losing with “no hose” included? Looks like that goes between the hand unit and something else.
@phendrick The “no hose” is the handheld blaster I think. And even though meh shows a pic of it - the description says, no hose. Not cool. I also was unable to find that hose listed anywhere for sale.
@phendrick Haha. You think I got this thing about purple?
I got a regular one in a Fuku last year, and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to my hardwood floors. I love it! I can never find the bottles of soap that they use though.
/buy
@ergomeh It worked! Your order number is: grilled-menacing-army
/image grilled menacing army
@ergomeh I don’t think it is going to work so well as a car cleaner if you keep insisting on playing in the mud.
Unlike the one sold on Amazon, this one seems to be missing a few attachments such as the steamer attachment. Although the steamer is shown in the last “funny” pic, it’s not listed as an item in the box, unless I’m missing something:
What’s in the Box?
1x Shark 2-in-1 Blast & Scrub Steam Pocket Mop
1x Rectangle Washable Steam Pocket Pad
1x Washable Blast & Scrub Pad
1x Easy Fill Water Flask
0x Hose or other attachments
There are also a few heads sold with the Amazon mop that’s not included with this one. You can buy those items separately, but they sure aren’t cheap. Just keep this in mind.
@Kerig3 They showed that hand held attachment - it better be there!
@Kerig3 The manual lists the accessories availible. Everything meh shows is the base product. The steamer is just w/o the mop head…um
/giphy too tired to make my post entertaining
@Kerig3 @mfladd This unit does not have the handheld attachment
@troy Thanks, I figured it out and cancelled the order. The hand held is why I wanted it and I went by the pics. I didn’t catch the parts list at first. How long does it take to see the my credit card monies returned?
@mfladd @troy Last time I cancelled an order I got a credit the next day. I have bank of america, ymmv
@troy Well Meh should expect a LOT of returns!
Also comparing it to the one on Amazon with all the additional attachments is really an apples-to-oranges comparison. You should have noted the differences (before Meh’s edit). Nice last minute photo change. Good luck with those returns & grumpy customers!
How well do these work on one’s nether regions? … asking for a friend.
I will surely have pleasant dreams of how clean I will get my bathroom and kitchen while this takes up more space in my closet.
/giphy raunchy-tenacious-insect
@jdude727 Cicadas are AWESOME. They are the sounds of summer in the northeast.
I have never figured out why sharks and steam go together. Must be some marketing hype.
I really like the background color today.
That is all.
Ya know meh, you could have a used a more accurate Amazon comaprison. Like this Certified Refurbished one of the same model being sold here ($67.99). It would have been a little more fair.
https://www.amazon.com/Shark-S4701WOHREF-Blast-Certified-Refurbished/dp/B0711KZ6DV/ref=sr_1_fkmr2_4?s=home-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1524978728&sr=1-4-fkmr2&keywords=shark+blast+and+scrub+hose
I just bought one, hopefully it can clean up my tears and loneliness!
You are out of luck meh. You sent me the Shark mop thing-a-ma-jigger in my fuko. Not going to use that either though as my kitchen is the size of a postage stamp, a regular sponge mop is fast and easy, and carpet elsewhere (yeah I prefer wood floors, but since I rent…).
@Kidsandliz steam mops are actually great for cleaning & sanitizing carpets, especially food spills.
@aristan I rent. Carpet is old as the hills. Likely never has been cleaned. I know for sure the slumlord doesn’t clean it between tenants (and when I vacuumed it with cheap bissell I got 2.5 canisters of dirt for every 3’x3’ section I vacuumed (too scary to think what would have come up had it been a decent vac instead of a used one I bought for 5 bucks). Be too expensive if I cleaned it this way and actually had a CLEAN spot. Then I’d have to pay to clean the entire carpet. Nope nope nope.
Am I the only one staring at the steam in the last picture looking for hidden objects and such?
The first item I bought since July 25th
/buy
@revamp It worked! Your order number is: balmy-unlikely-yard
/image balmy unlikely yard
I keep seeing these and hearing at least many positive comments, let’s make my VMP worthwhile…
/image withering-abstracted-tin
I’m confused on the cord, does this thing need to be plugged in to work? If so that’s a deal breaker for me.
@EVRYEDGE it’s a steam mop so I imagine it runs off coal like a steam engine.
I could have sworn the last photo was different at midnight. Were there vegetables? Or was it all a crazy dream?
@sammydog01 Yep, it had the steamer part “steaming” a pot of veggies. It wasn’t a dream. Well, I guess you could have also dreamt about it…
@Serafyna The photo is on Twitter! I’m not crazy!
@sammydog01 @Serafyna Scroll up by 13 threads and read my posting and you’ll see why the photo was changed this morning.
/buy
@Serafyna Sorry, the
/buy
command is currently only available to VMP members./buy
@Pufferfishy It worked! Your order number is: taboo-fluid-crack
/image taboo fluid crack
oh if only it had been
/image taboo crack fluid
@Pufferfishy Show-off.
/giphy fabled-slim-manatee
Does the Meh face look like Hannibal Lecter to anyone else?
/giphy cut-thankful-gelato
oh yea, got one in the 20 seconds they were VMP-only!
Crap, I just got one of these on Morning Save a couple weeks ago for $35. I see that someone said they had an issue with missing parts. I guess I should open mine and see if it’s all there, and I really hope it is because I bought it for the handheld portion really. My Dirt Devil steam mop that I got for Christmas in 2011 still works great but I can’t clean anything but floors with it since it’s on a really long pole.
@melwin Report back what you find. But something tells me you are going to be pissed.
@mfladd I didn’t really check on Morning Save, but I see the one here says ‘0x Hose or other attachments’ so the fact that I have none of those things doesn’t surprise me and I’m not pissed. The $122-$160 prices on Amazon would include all those other accessories, I imagine. (I looked it up and yes, it includes all of those.) I hope this will still serve the purpose I intended when I bought it.
@melwin But I thought you expected the handheld portion?
@mfladd The main part of the machine with the detachable handle, extra large cleaning pad, and small cleaning pad is what I expected. I didn’t expect a hose and other accessories so it’s ok that I didn’t get them. I got exactly what’s in the picture. I might check into ordering some of the accessories though. I’d like to clean my ceiling fans and blinds with them if possible.