Scrub-It Microfiber Cleaning 2-Piece Glove Set
Our Take
- Cleans things
- Protects your hands from the unclean things
- Looking for the IRK? It’s right over here!
Cleaning House: a Meh-rathon
EXT. ROY’S CLEANING SUPPLIES PARKING LOT - DAY
ROY rushes out of the cleaning supplies store and across the parking lot, jumping for cover just as the bomb that he thought was a customer explodes.
After a moment, ROY gets up and runs out of the parking lot, stopping to grab a piece litter tumble-weeding by.
While wiping the work laptop of Calvert Harrison, a project manager who recently left his position at the company for a comparable role with a rival, our IT department discovered a Microsoft Word file titled ‘CLEANING_HOUSE_SCREENPLAY_FOR_JS’ as well as several Notepad documents containing phone numbers and email addresses for people with a tertiary connection to Jason Statham. The screenplay was, by all indications, written on company time and therefore, per Calvert’s contract, belongs to us. So, please enjoy these excerpts and stick around all day for great deals on spring cleaning gear and stuff for getting outside. (And Mr. Statham, if you’re reading, this is available!)
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
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