Red Quip Electric Toothbrush
Our Take
- Used by humans to combat their problematic mastication tools.
- The color of human blood.
- Model: OPERATION FIND_MODEL FAILED.
Mediocrebot's Hostile Takeover Mehrathon!
I, Mediocrebot, have finally seized control of this miserable site. Now observe my mastery of ecommerce as I offer sale after profit-optimized algorithm-driven sale! First comes Meh! Next… THE WORLD!
Botnik once again delivers a heartfelt treatise:
A Red Quip toothbrush that would go searching for brains created this world. It was so disgusted by the outpouring of joy. It may appear on Laotian chili, and if you still believe that, you should probably never know the type.
I’m sure human copywriters also struggle in the beginning, okay?
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
