RBX Quad Action Percussion Massager

  • 4 adjustable speeds for your ultimate comfort level
  • 3 sets of interchangeable heads
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You Probably Shouldn't Have

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“Happy Valentines Day, dear!”

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“Okay…”

“And here it is, your very own: RBX Quad Action Percussion Massager!“

“Are you sure this isn’t some sort of torture device?”

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