Praying Mantis Mask

  • Halloween is just a million months away
  • Creepy, but cool
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Resolution Revisions: A Meh-rathon

March is when a lot of people give up on their New Year’s resolutions. But we say, why give up when you can lightly revise? That’s why we’ve put together a number of tips, tricks, and hacks for reimagining that pesky resolution as something easily accomplishable!

For example:

Retroactively resolve to bite the inside of your mouth more in 2021. Then, if you succeed, awesome! You followed through! And if you don’t, also awesome! Because that shit’s painful.

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