You're gonna need a bigger goat. (March 2021 scapegoat blame thread)
16I wasn’t kidding about passing out a short month. Seems like I said that a week ago. Yet, we’ve had winter storms, and plenty of other madness, and @brainmist held up their end of the deals and took it like a champ. Now, winter is almost over and we’re heading into the deeper waters of 2021 with March sneaking up on us just like February, so we need someone else to blame. You were left with the decision and the best you could do was @Felton10. I don’t know who to blame for that, but you should all know who to blame for what comes next!
While you’re putting away your winter goats and breaking in the new hotness, lay it all on @Felton10 and don’t let him pass any of it to off Walter. This is no job for a bird. They’re not real anyway.
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They’re called birb nowadays.
/giphy birb
@narfcake still not real
@ExtraMedium @narfcake
Can’t get that 20 minutes back!
@Lynnerizer @narfcake blame @Felton10. Isn’t that what we’re here for?
@ExtraMedium @Lynnerizer @narfcake
And the earth is flat.
@ExtraMedium @Lynnerizer @narfcake Blame it on bubble wrap, that started it all. And I can’t help it if Walter wants to be more than a bird.
I ought to get March Goat for taking all the blame then.
@ExtraMedium @Felton10 @Lynnerizer @narfcake As I said in the nomination thread… so we may be dealing with this all month anyway…
/image birdgoat
@ExtraMedium @Felton10 @Kidsandliz @Lynnerizer @narfcake
The rare Kookaburra goat. He goes “ooo ooo ooo ahhh ahh ahh eee eee eee” instead of “baa baa baa.”
Congratulations, @Felton10/Walter!
@Kyeh For what?
@Felton10 Goatification, woohoo!
@Kyeh How you do know? I never got the official word? If so Walter and I better get started planning for an inauguration.
@Felton10 You didn’t read the top of this thread!?
@Felton10 @Kyeh check your profile…and tell Walter to start typing
@Kyeh I guess I was confused that being blamed is different from being the goat. If so I take full responsibility and promised to live up honor which has been bestowed upon me.
@Felton10 Yeah, goat as in scapegoat, and I guess anything extra is up to you. Or Walter!
I want to let everyone know that I will be a GOAT of inclusion. In addition to Walter, I plan to have many other species in my administration. And for those of you who labeled my “bubble wrap theory” as fake news, I can only point to the numerous people who when detailing the contents of their IRK, included their bubble wrap status.
@Felton10 What? Not everyone drank the bubble wrap theory Koolaid? Tisk tisk. Meh will have to prove the entire lot of them wrong. You just wait and see. You will be vindicated. I think. Maybe. If you are lucky. If you don’t run out of month first.
@Kidsandliz But had not I bought this important issue to the forefront, only those who got massive quantities MIGHT have mentioned it-not like now when even the smallest quantities are mentioned or lack therefore. I can proudly take credit for that happening.
I see I won in a landslide-the biggest and greatest of all time. I want to thank those who voted for me because they believed in me or they didn’t have anyone else for whom to vote.
I will try to live down to the distrust everyone has place in me.
As my first official act, I would like the proclaim tomorrow “National Bubble Wrap Day” and invite all to pop some bubble wrap at some time during the day to celebrate the occasion.
@Felton10 Make bubble wrap great again!
@tinamarie1974 You think we should have hats that say that? I am beginning to sense a movement here-unfortunately it is a bowel movement.
@Felton10 ooohhhhhh I like the way you think! What color lol
@tinamarie1974 Read my edited post-brown of course.
@Felton10 oohhhnnooooo. Hope they are not scratch and sniff!
@tinamarie1974 If you do anything, you have to go big and bold.
I was going to appoint Walter to a high position in my administration, but there was been some allegations of sexual impropriety against him. Won’t go into detail but they involve fluffing of the feathers at an inappropriate time and asking strange females to rub his ear holes (where all birds like to be petted btw). Needless to say I am disappointed and shocked.
@Felton10 I heard people say that there was a check for 130,000 sunflower seeds involved in the rubbing of the ear hole incident. And don’t believe Walter. It was only a few seconds of rubbing, not the four hours and call your doctor kind.
@Felton10
There’s video.
@mike808 @tinamarie1974 I have talked to Walter at length and he denies any payments and says there is no visual evidence of anything.
@Felton10 @mike808 @tinamarie1974 Did you check the floor under his cage for the shells of his story?
@Kidsandliz @mike808 @tinamarie1974 As I have found out in the past Walter does a very good job of hiding evidence of his misdeeds. I found some playbird magazines he had hidden in the bedding inside his cage.
@Felton10 @Kidsandliz @mike808 walter is such a cheeky bugger! He looks so innocent
@Kidsandliz @mike808 @tinamarie1974 Walter has a lot of free time on his talons being a bird and since he knows how to use the computer and has access to a credit card, all bets are off
@Felton10 @Kidsandliz @tinamarie1974
You might have to keep an eye out when he asks to borrow your phone. There is a parrot dating app for those who are into hooking up with party birds.
Uh… yeah… me neither.
No way to know who is responsible for the goating of @Felton10 and at this point looking it up would be a waste of time.
@DoctorOW Beware of the ides of
MarchApril… your time is coming.OMG!!! FIVE weeks of laundry. The no kill shelter finally has water after 15 days of none, and for 3 weeks prior to that they had broken washers (I, on the other hand, still don’t have water and this is day 16 or something). They wanted me to come in to do laundry yesterday (volunteer) and today (went yesterday, on my way, finally today). The top of the dog cages are around 7.5’ high and one washer and the dryers are at well over 7’ tall too. OMG it may never all get done as 1 washer and 2 dryers are broken. And we won’t even discuss the odor, the pleasure the rats have in their new found mountains as they run when you disturb them … BLAME!!!
And they photos don’t do justice. There are two more piles behind me in some of the photos. The table is only cleared off as I needed a place to fold. The one wall with the folded laundry on the shelves is what I got done yesterday. You can’t even get at some of the shelves as they are blocked by the laundry mountain.
@Kidsandliz
YUCK, that’s horrible!!!
@Kyeh And as I discovered the water pressure hasn’t fully recovered there so part of the cycles keep having to repeat. BUT!!! The toilets flush! Ahhh the joys of small pleasures that I don’t have at home seeing as my town is a 3rd world nation. And still no promises when my part of town will have the water back.
@Kidsandliz Ugh, you have my sympathy. So gross!
@Kidsandliz Wow, that really sucks. Bless you for your dedication to the animals.
@brainmist
I’m on late shift this week; we’re proofing some gadgets and going 24/7 so I’m on from 6 p.m. to 4 a.m.
I go to bed as the sun rises, but at least the weather is dark and dreary and easy to sleep thru. Hard waking up though.
Total goat blame.
@PocketBrain I meant @Felton10. Doh! I don’t brain so well with a disrupted sleep pattern.
@brainmist
All right, so I threw a blame in your direction, let’s go with an unblame. This Guatemalan green (coffee, you dope fiends, lay off) roasted up real nice and brown for a cup of hot delish.
@PocketBrain blame because @Felton10 is the new goat
@PocketBrain @tinamarie1974 I love my new found celebrity status. And my wife loves calling me a goat even though she doesn’t know what it means.
@Felton10 @PocketBrain @tinamarie1974 Tell her it means “Greatest Of All Time,” of course.
@Kyeh @PocketBrain @tinamarie1974 If I tell her that then she will know for certain that the people on the Meh Forum have lost their minds rather than just having a suspicion that is true after seeing some of the posts here. She already thinks we are all crazy.
@Felton10 @Kyeh @PocketBrain @tinamarie1974 Not all of us. ALMOST all of us
@compunaut @Felton10 @PocketBrain @tinamarie1974 Well, you’re the greatest parrot-owning goat of all time, or should I say greatest owned-by-a-parrot goat?
@compunaut @Kyeh @PocketBrain @tinamarie1974 She knows I don’t have anything better to, but wonders about all the people who respond to me and post equally useless and silly stuff. I just tell her she doesn’t have a sense of humor and as she well knows-I haven’t grown up yet.
@compunaut @Kyeh @PocketBrain @tinamarie1974 Behind every successful man there is a women-with me it is a parrot who is the key to my success (and insanity).
@compunaut @Felton10 @Kyeh @PocketBrain I have a passport to crazy…I make regular visits lol
@compunaut @Kyeh @PocketBrain @tinamarie1974 Same here-my wife keeps asking me how old I am and wants to know if ever am going to grow up. Told her if I haven’t done so yet, I am certainly not going to start now.
@compunaut @Felton10 @Kyeh @PocketBrain that sounds like my family with me. Unrelated I get asked all the time if I plan on meeting a guy and getting married. Usually dad when I ask him to come over and fix this or that. I just shrug my shoulders and walk away.
@compunaut @Kyeh @PocketBrain @tinamarie1974 Well I definitely have a strange sense of humor for a CPA-but I think most of my clients know that about me or they would have gotten rid of me long ago. Not too many things about taxes are funny-especially if you owe money.
@PocketBrain I seriously meant @Felton10, whom I shall now blame for this ridiculous shift I find myself on, having to go to sleep as the sun rises, causing all sorts of sleep deprivation and brain issues.
@compunaut @Felton10 @Kyeh @PocketBrain most CPA’s I know are VERY serious. Look at you breaking the mold!!
@compunaut @Kyeh @PocketBrain @tinamarie1974 You will all find this very funny and probably out of character for any CPAs you know.
One of my clients invited me and my wife on a clothing optional cruise. The way this even popped up (no pun intended) in our conversation was that he invested in a number of condos at a clothing optional resort outside of Orlando and in discussing his experience with this type of resort he told me he and his wife had been going to these type of resorts and on these type of cruises for over 20 years. Now this gentlemen is African American and 6’5" inches tall and he said that there are very few blacks at these type of resorts.
I said to him that why would 70+ year old wrinkly people want to go on a cruise like that and he said that is the majority of the people who go on these cruises. I told him I know a CPA is supposed to know everything about his clients, but I thought this was carrying things a little too far. Lucky Covid intervened and any discussion of this was postponed.
Blame: The refrigerator shot craps. And it decided to do it when I had been bingeing on DoorDash for a few days, so I didn’t notice until I lost a lot of food.
Blame: The garage door opener went on a sympathy strike with the fridge.
Blame: I had an irregular EKG. I am assigning this to Walter since I don’t want to put morbid issues onto a human, and Walter likely doesn’t give a crap anyway.
Unblame: My new friend the cardiologist says it’s an electrical issue with my heart and nothing serious at least for now.
@ThunderChicken oh that really sucks, sorry. Glad to hear you are ok!!
@ThunderChicken An electrical issue? Did you change the fuse?
@PocketBrain @ThunderChicken He probably had the batteries in the fridge and no power when they got warm created the electrical issue…
(glad you are OK)
@Kidsandliz @PocketBrain @tinamarie1974 I probably don’t have a big enough mophie powerstation. I’ll get a bigger one the next time it comes up on meh.
I am ok for now but if I lose any more electrical wires I’ll need a pacemaker. This sounds a little like my brother, except unfortunately his first indication was a heart attack at age 50. He is now 70 (and alive).
Doc also wants to do a sonogram to make sure I am don’t also have any plumbing issues. I have my fingers crossed since I opted for high-deductible insurance this year, hoping it would be sufficient until I go on Medicare in September. Since I have had no medical issues the past few years, it seemed a good choice at the time.
@ThunderChicken
Chances are good you can make it to Sep without big expenses.
@compunaut Thanks for the encouragement. I sure hope so!
Hahaha MS you made the national news for sucking big time - the water problem (I am on day 18 of no water and no estimate of when the problems will be solved other than maybe “soon”; city is right now having their FIRST water drive for drinking water - better late than never but sheesh), and for being total asshats in removing the mask mandate and any other covid restrictions. Bunch of assholes run this state. BLAME! Our own 3rd world nation neslted in the US of A. Bunch of fucking shits run this state/city. We’d all be better off if this state was part of the Gulf of Mexico. Climate change will take care of some of it but not enough of it.
@Kidsandliz NOLA sez “Hey, bruh.”
Between Dumber and Dumberer.
@Kidsandliz I get your point and a certain group of people have been making epic asshats of themselves. New one https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madison_Cawthorn
However if you live in texas I highly doubt you want to be out in the gulf. Considering how we treat Puerto Rico.
@unksol Umm… I was thinking about this state being part of the Gulf as in need to visit it using a submarine or scuba gear - you know - being a new home for fish.
@unksol Mayor says 2B, yes that is a B, to fix our water issues - we all going to have gold plated pipes? He is asking the state for 42M - I guess for standard, non rich people, pipes. Actually I think to enclose the water treatment plants so they don’t get too cold in the future. Something, apparently, that has been advocated for for decades. Of course now we have the big “I told you so” moment they want to shut the barn door. Of course earlier this week, after the announcement, there was a debate between all the people running for mayor. Nah… that had nothing to do with the request. Right?
On the plus side today I have a trickle of water. Took 16 min to fill up a 5 gallon container to flush, but if stays on no more trips to Lowes to fill containers!!! Yeah! Let’s hope it lasts.
@Kidsandliz well if you hated it that much and could afford to move I would think you would… So even though texas is kinda bullshit at the moment … I think it would hurt you more if it floated out or sunk. Practically speaking.
Texas knew they could have these issues from prior freezes
@unksol I can’t afford to move at the moment although I plan to when I can. And where I live, in MS, they knew they had these problems too and never did anything about them either. Now there is a lot of blaming about it. The mayor was more than a tad slow in responding and on that topic it didn’t go well for him at the mayor debate between the 6 or however many of them wanting to be elected in Nov.
@Kidsandliz just saying get out with the kitties before you sink it lol
@unksol Counting on global warming to cover most of it, if the hurricanes don’t take care of some of it before then. I’ll be gone by before the global warming mess reaches here for sure.
@Kidsandliz indiana is cheap, dry, and kinda not freezing on the south end. Although I’ve never been down in the south end. Not spent time in mississippi either. Not sure where id to it I wanted to move.
@unksol I lived in Richmond, IN once.
Unblame, (carry over from last month’s goat)
Got my new mailbox(es) up. Now mine and Mom’s aren’t duct-taped to the twisted metal frames left from the recent episode of someone flattening them last weekend.
Got basically exactly the same ones we had, planted them in concrete behind the existing (destroyed ) ones then cut off the posts of the old ones at the level of the concrete so they wouldn’t be tire hazards for the mail lady… took a day by the time I dug the holes,mixed and poured the concrete, let the concrete set, ran extension cords to use the sidegrinder to cut off the posts etc, etc.
@chienfou Hope they stay put. Once when I had a mailbox kids were driving down the street in a pickup with baseball bats bashing them. My neighbor filled hers with cement and when a kid tried to break hers he broke his arm instead. Due to that the lot of them got caught.
@Kidsandliz
Great plan if you know when they are coming. Meanwhile… how do you get your mail?
@chienfou No idea. I presume she told the postwoman what she was doing and had it brought to her door (there people would do things like that).
Small college town - 72 houses, 3 apartment buildings, 17 roads only half of them paved and one blinking stop light. I know this as once the guy who owned the only gas station and general store took off for a hunting trip, forgot to leave the key with his wife. I wasn’t sure I had the gas to go the 25 miles to the next nearest place to get gas (and grocery shop) so road all over the town on my bike looking for anyone I knew who might be able to be talked into driving me to the gas station with a container. I counted these things while I did that as I was so pissed at the town for having almost nothing there. Also, after that, I kept a full gas container in the back of my pickup.
Yea!!! As of today I have enough water to flush and sort of have a shower. I sure hope it stays on. Of course we still can’t drink it but at least some of the problems are solved.
Not really a blame cuz I don’t want to pin this sort of downer on ANY goat, but my cousin broke the news that he is going into hospice tomorrow. Some sort of liver cancer (not really the time to admit forgetting the specific ailment); I think same or similar to what Walter Payton had but not sure. Tried all the recommended therapies (and probably a few others) - nothing really had any significant positive effect.
Fuck cancer.
@compunaut sorry
@compunaut That’s terrible
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@compunaut That is sad and so hard for everyone. I am so sorry.
Day 24 with no drinkable water. But at least, except for one day when it was back off, when finally a small bit started to trickle out the faucet, it has stayed on. They said maybe (been promising this for at least a week) the boil water order will be rescinded this weekend. My hopes aren’t up too high since they have been saying that for days and the target date keeps moving out into the future. But I can shower and flush without filling containers which is good (although the pressure isn’t normal yet).
@Kidsandliz Are you sure you live in the US?
@Felton10 I live in one of those 3rd world countries that is surrounded by the USA.
The other day the mayor and governor were in an argument over the airport. The governor said he wouldn’t give any money to fix the water infrastructure unless the city gave the state the airport. Umm already much of the land in the city belongs to the government (capital, state university, state offices…) so the tax base is low due to that - not to mention the ghetto for the larger metro area is in this city too. Yup. It makes financial sense to give up the airport. Sigh.
@felton10 blame because the dog just rolled off the bed and is clearly blaming ME like I had something to do with it…Crazy boy jumped back on the bed and keeps barking at me like it is my fault.
Unblame because he didn’t seem to hurt himself and the belly rub seems to have made him forget he is mad at me.
@tinamarie1974 The barking is just the pup’s way of telling you about this crazy dream he was having that ended with him crashing to the floor
I am starting week 5 of no drinkable water!!! At least the shower works and I can flush (the water went back on day 19, went off a day, and then back on). This stupid city is a third world country. They keep moving forward when they will be testing the water (need to take water two days in a row)… promises promises promises…
@Kidsandliz Does someone in city government have a lot of shares in a bottled water company?
@Kyeh I have no clue about vested interest although that is common around here.
I think it is at least partly because of the high level of incompetence we have here due to things like nepotism, the scandals of HR “modifying” credentials of potential employees so they can hire them (which is common around here, including at the local hospitals which is scary. I once had someone taking care of me who clearly didn’t have the training they needed to actually do their job competently - had zero clue how the machine operated)…
And no money invested in the infrastructure for decades so things are going to break. Who knows where all the money earmarked for infrastructure went - there have been a number of scandals like embezzlement, but I have no clue what that money is actually spent on - clearly not on its intended purpose.
Then we have wholesale incompetence. The feds have taken over social services for how it is run, the state fired the entire leadership in the county’s SNAP office for incompetence and other “irregularities”… The 2 times I have had to use SNAP I found reading the manual informative and had to print out pages from the thing to educate the person assigned to me what the rules were.
There is zero investment in the infrastructure - water system, streets, bridges… So far in 12 years I have had to replace 3 windshields - none, ever, elsewhere, as the roads are never cleaned and rocks have broken them, have had damage to my car due to the holes in the roads more than once. Driving in the rain is especially dangerous as you can’t see how deep the holes are to avoid the deep ones. And on the many roads there are so pot holes there is no way to even avoid all of them as they are too many too close together.
Then we have the water meter scandal. The company that put them in paid $47M (or something close to that) in fines and no one knows where that money went. Tons of people have not received water bills in years despite attempting to get them…
And it goes on and on and on.
@Kidsandliz Ugh.
I hope you can get out of there one of these days.
@Kyeh So do I. I am not a good southern girl. And I definitely need to be in a part of the country with decent health care, one without all the kind of BS that goes on in this state on the part of the politicians, where there is a quorum of people who actually believe in science…
@Kidsandliz @Kyeh Why are you there in the first place if you don’t mind me asking?
@Felton10 @Kidsandliz You went because of a job, right?
@Felton10 @Kyeh Job. We were in a 93% white population place (I loved that job). We came out of Walmart one day and my kid said, “Mom we need to live where there are more brown people” (there were only 6 kids of color in her junior high of about 800 kids per grade; she has some issues and IEP and even substitute teachers could pick her out of a crowd). So I figured I could move as that was important for her and then move again once she was out of school. Job here was a step up from what I had then although at the time I had no idea what we were getting in to moving to here and if you had told me I am not sure I would have believed you. Had I known I never would have accepted the job. Of course several cancers got in the way of my plans of getting a different job to get the hell out of this state…
@Felton10 this whole uncoordinated deal update is all on you!!
@tinamarie1974 Why oh why did this have to happen on my watch. I have gotten the highest approval rating of any GOAT in recent history and now this. I am going to try to shift the blame to someone else-probably Walter. Shifting the blame worked well for Trump.
@Felton10 oh poor Walter. Maybe you can create some publicized chaos to shift the focus?
@Felton10 @tinamarie1974 Well, there is that guy asking about Disney animation who killed Mediocrebot. A birdie told me.
@Felton10 @mike808 @tinamarie1974 Awesome. Ant. Ants.
@Felton10 @mike808 @tinamarie1974 Looks like mediocrebot is only slacking off (so goat’s fault). Not dead yet.
Unblame! I got my first jab!
It was the Pfizer so I go back in 3 weeks for the second dose, but this one was practically painless, and no side effects so far.
@Kyeh Well good. And I read a study that came out the other day that Pfizer just finished testing their vaccination with people who could have gotten the UK, South African and Brazilian variants and it appeared to cover people adequately. I know an initial lab study indicated it (and Moderna) were not doing a very good job with that, but the study I just saw was a real study with people and it seemed to turn out better than the initial lab study. Fortunately. I know Moderna is working on a variant booster and I had read Pfizer was as well (read this before the Pfizer study just out so don’t know if they are going to continue with that or not).
@Kidsandliz Good to know - did you get the Pfizer also? My arm is a little sore today but no worse than a flu shot.
@Kyeh Yes Pfizer. I had no side effects worth mentioning (have had both). The worry I have is that some folks with blood cancers like I have don’t mount any spike antibodies (so no immunity). I am trying to find how to get tested. The big medical center I go to told me today they don’t do it and have no clue where it can be done that they can send to. I had to push them to find out. Not sure if they will actually go look though.
@Kidsandliz @Kyeh my parents both had Pfizer and the sore arm was the worst if it. My mom was a little tired and my dad was a little sore the day after the second shot, but nothing that stopped them from doing their normal routine.
@Kidsandliz Oh, no - I hope you find out somehow.
@Kidsandliz @tinamarie1974 It’s such a relief when your parents are vaccinated, isn’t it! Did you say you’d gotten yours, too?
@Kidsandliz @Kyeh it is, we still need to be careful, but it feels like it is a bit safer for them now.
I am going for my second shot (Moderna) next Wed. Timing is perfect as it means I can see my niece for easter!!
@Kyeh I am in chat right now with my insurance and all I am getting is play book responses that have nothing to do with what I asked. I guess using the word covid turns off their brain and they are on auto copy/paste. Sigh.
Edit - and they say the MD has to call. Sigh. I am caught in resident hell so that is not likely to happen. The one I am assigned doesn’t think he has any responsibility to do anything out side of the visit.
@Kidsandliz Ugh! It seems like getting an antibody test shouldn’t be so difficult!
@Kyeh GETTING IT TOMORROW!!! I had heard there was a study going on. I FOUND IT!!! Leukemia and Lymphoma Society (LLS) is running it to study blood cancer patients and our response. Getting my blood drawn Monday morning!!!
These are the two tests they are doing. The first measures antibodies to the vaccination. They make it harder for the spike protein to attach and so that is what the vaccinated are supposed to get antibodies to. The second is to measure if you have had covid.
LLS is doing it (for those of us done with vaccinations - they are doing more blood draws if you haven’t had it yet - before the shot, I presume to see if you have had covid then after shot one) one month after (so I will be 9 days late with this but happy they are still doing it), then 3 and 6 mo after. They are using LabCorp, which is a national lab.
AND the other best part is that they will let us see our test results in real time which is not something that usually happens in studies - if you even get to see them them at all.
Screen shot is from my lab order (love the “semi quantitative” words there. What is the non quantitative then? Flip a coin? LOL Actually they probably look for something specific in how it looks I am guessing.).
@Kidsandliz That’s fantastic!!! I’m so glad for you!
Unblame. My younger son is getting his first jab Saturday. He works for a pharmacy, so he is in the healthcare worker category.
Next up, the older son, who is a teacher and in the MO Phase 2 Tier 3 group.
Me and the spouse are in the gap - not old enough to be 65+ and not priority workers and are healthy. So I guess that’s a good thing, right?
Sad to see others invoking privilege to jump to the front undeservedly. Must be nice to take off from work for a whole day and the means to drive 3 hours (and back, hotspot for internet access the whole way) to a rural town (population 75 for a “mass vaccination center”, not making this up) to get my MAGA freedom freak on.
@mike808 you forgot the hundreds of doses that are lost at every one of those events because they don’t book enough of the slots and so many are no shows.
No I am not at all frustrated regard8ng this topic
@tinamarie1974
My bad. Leopold, MO has a population of 65. Gov Parsons prioritized getting 2,000 doses there for a surprise one-day-only mass vaccination clinic far, far away from where the folks on the priority tiers are located. “Only the bestest people”
https://www.thepitchkc.com/missouri-town-of-population-65-receives-nearly-2000-vaccines-for-reasons-unknown/
Unblame. Got my first Moderna shot.
Got a text (& email) last Sat to show up between 12-1pm today. Hit the back of the line @ 11:39 and was finished by 12:25 (including 15min post-poke waiting period). Never left the car; went like clockwork.
I only wish everyone could experience this level of coordination & expertise related to COVID vaccination.
@compunaut Good thing you have a car and a job that lets you drop everything when you get a text, and gives you an hour plus drive time to go get your jab on a Tuesday.
Pretty sure there’s a pretty sizeable number of people that don’t have all of those privileges to line up and make it a 30 minute deal like it was for you.
I hope we find a way to make sure that the homeless, the undocumented (COVID don’t care), the uninsured (why we need M4A more than ever) people that don’t have cars, can’t afford to take off from work, or cell phones to get texts, etc, also are able to get their jabs just as easily and conveniently. We are all in this.
UNBLAME!!! Today, on day 31, as of this evening we can finally drink the water!!!
BLAME - all sorts of shitty weather until 11pm - tornadoes, hail, straight line wind… so far locally just heavy rain. Stashed my car in the hospital’s parking garage and walked home just in case of hail. Nothing better damage the water plant!
Blame because a woodpecker has decided it needs to peck on the metal part of my chimney for about an hour EVERY morning. Sounds like a machine gun bam-bam-bam-bam!!!
@tinamarie1974 Doesn’t the birdbrain know there’s no food in there?
@compunaut I just figured he was sharpening his beak?
@tinamarie1974 Put up a fake owl on top of the chimney. That scares off many different kinds of . We used them on boats to try to keep the sea gulls away from the rigging and their crap off of the deck and our heads. That usually worked.
@Kidsandliz lovely idea, but it is VERY high up there. Nnnooooo way I am climbing up there
@tinamarie1974 Pay a rock climber type kid (well not a minor) to do it? Try hanging one out the window on the side the thing pecks.
@Kidsandliz @tinamarie1974 @compunaut
It’s territorial, and also to attract a mate!
https://wildlife-damage-management.extension.org/a-woodpecker-keeps-pecking-on-our-chimney-causing-a-drumming-sound-all-through-the-house-why-is-the-bird-doing-this/
@compunaut @Kidsandliz @Kyeh interesting, thanks! And hopefully it will stop by summer.
@compunaut @Kidsandliz @tinamarie1974
I hope so, I’ve had them occasionally too and it’s maddening!
Is this the year I finally stop buying cheap earbuds? Maybe. I have a pile of them and they don’t last. Literally spent a thousand on them. Anybody have a good suggestion that I can save up for?
@zachhh I just got a wired pair and I think I rather like them. Paid $25 on Amazon and they arrived literally the next day. I must live close to a distribution center in STL.
Symphonized NRG 3.0
They come with a nice zippered hard case, a bunch of different earbud sizes and softnesses. The plug is designed to flex if you pull on it or bend it (and not snap or wear/break from a lot of use).
And I like the wood parts too. Just a nice style touch.
@mike808 @zachhh Earth City
Unblame. Does Walter play peekaboo?
https://9gag.com/photo/a8E5D4e_460sv.mp4
(Sorry, Meh doesn’t embed video. Just YT and images.)
@Felton10
@mike808 I’m in love with that bird!
@mike808 The bird in the first link. Although the other one is cute too.
@Kyeh I just wish Meh would embed mpg/mp4 links too. And image links with underscores.
Unfortunately, that video is not on one of the limited sites Mehdown supports.
So, I guess that’s a blame, @Felton10.
@mike808 I showed this to Walter. He wanted to know if he was being replaced as Vice GOAT?
@Felton10 @mike808 Walter has a serious job. That other parrot is just an entertainer
@mike808 Walter doesn’t do much of anything except eat and make a mess on the floor. Remember he doesn’t think he is a bird.
Unblame - the now 8 year old mercenary decided, after perusing toys at walmart, that he wanted a $15 hand operated drone with rechargeable battery instead of $20 cash for his birthday (his original choice), with the remainder of his present in one dollar bills (instead of a $5 bill so he will have “more money” - after agreeing it still adds up to $5 - he said he’d have more money because he’d lose less change after buying something LOL). Which is a very cool little toy.
I have no idea how long it will last but it is flexible enough I think it will survive multiple crashes and not break windows or scratch cars. Low hanging tree branches could be another issue but after a couple of discussions I think he gets that he needs to keep away from trees. Anyway he had a total blast with it yesterday (although it says 6+, the 4.5 year old could operate properly it after the 8 year old decided on his own to share and coached her).
Takes 30 min to charge for about 8-10 minutes running around with it. It blows air down and you use your hand to control/operate it. Goes maybe 5 -6 feel up above your hand max, although seems to hang about at 3 feet (so I am presuming when the air hits your hand it pushes it up) and slowly drifts to the ground if you lose control over it.
Anyway clever toy that was a big hit.
@Kidsandliz Fun! Maybe you’ll get a drone in one of your Irks!
@Kyeh gotta get an irk first. When there are only 50 and they are gone in 5 seconds and it takes my computer 8+ seconds to load the page due to latency of 100-180 and I’ll never get one ever again I am afraid. Add to that streetlights, mailboxes, etc. and that is the final nail in the coffin. I only got one the time before last because meh had a hick up.
@Kidsandliz @Kyeh
/image hick up?
@compunaut @Kidsandliz
Bone apple tea - haha!
@compunaut @Kyeh I only just now realized auto correct got me and that was what you both were reacting to. LOL
@compunaut @Kidsandliz Our former governor/current senator is named Hickenlooper so I tried to find some way to get a joke out of that but couldn’t. Silliness!
BLAME!!! My 8 year old lap top permanently died.
@Kidsandliz Uh oh.
@Kyeh uh oh is right. Apple doesn’t fix things that old and so now the next step is to see if there is anyone local who fixes macs who would look to see if it really is permanently broken. Hard drive had a sudden crash and there are a couple of other mother board issues. All of them of the variety of one second it worked and the next it didn’t.
@Kidsandliz Ugh, that sucks. Good luck.
Unblame - look what I accidentally found for @tinamarie1974
https://poshmark.com/listing/Wonder-Woman-knee-hi-socks-with-red-capes-6048d5bf3cda887f9fbb18ab!
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OK so no idea why you have to click on “enter image description here” to see the wonder woman socks pic
I MIGHT have a pair of those! I also have three women’s generic under-roos too!!
@tinamarie1974 of the wonderwoman ones?
@Kidsandliz of course!!!
And unblame because I just got my second Moderna shot! Hoping I do not have side effects tomorrow
@tinamarie1974 Hope you do have strong reactions, but not too miserable.
@OldCatLady flu like, had to take the day off
@OldCatLady @tinamarie1974 Luckily we had Walter to take care of us when the reactions hit.
@Felton10 @OldCatLady @tinamarie1974 What a good bird!
@Kyeh @OldCatLady @tinamarie1974 If only he wouldn’t crap on the floor.
@Felton10 @Kyeh @OldCatLady Charlie thinks he is taking care of me. He keeps waking me up every half hour to go outside/play. Too much puppy energy
@Felton10 @OldCatLady @tinamarie1974 Awwww, he wants to make you feel better!
Blame because one of my favorite STL Blues passed today in a horrible car accident. Such a sad time for the city and Blues fans everywhere.
Blame! Because of @Felton10’s bubble wrap fetish I am now being email bombed by Amazon for bubble wrap products.
@Kidsandliz HA HA HA could be worse.
@Kidsandliz With two IRKs yet to be shipped, my fetish is bound to get worse especially if I find that someone gets more bubble wrap than I did.
@Felton10 HAHAHA they might send you an irk that is 99% bubble wrap plus the irk bag. Just you wait.
Edit - and it just might be “pre popped” bubble wrap.
@Kidsandliz The possibilities are endless especially with colored bubble wrap. I don’t need this type of distraction especially during tax season.