Panasonic SolarSmart Portable Solar Power
- Enslaves the power of mighty Sol to keep your phone running in emergencies
- A cheap way to dabble in solar, from brands you’ve actually heard of: Panasonic and Eneloop
- Stores power in two Eneloop rechargeable AA batteries (included), and can charge any other NiMH AA batteries, too
- You can also charge the charger via USB, if the sun isn’t cooperating
- Includes emergency LED lights that, unlike the flashlights on many chargers, are not just an afterthought
- Just don’t get stupid and waste all your charge on Candy Crush Saga or whatever
- Model: BG-BL01AA
The world will die. Your phone doesn't have to.
What, you thought some minor inconvenience like the end of the world would get people off their phones? Not with the Panasonic SolarSmart Portable Solar Power. The apocalypse isn’t quite as bad if you did your shopping right. If anything, the gaping holes in the ozone layer makes it work even better (that may not be a scientifically valid conclusion) (also humanity has forgotten what science is).
Squatting in the dust, I set down my Moscow Mule and check to see who’s texting me. Huh. This is weird:
The apocalypse never happened.
Oh, really, mysterious texting stranger? Tell that to the mutant horned wolves howling in the green sunset. I text back:
i wish lol
Three dots pulse on the screen for a second, then:
No, really. You’re dreaming all this.
Yeah, right. Heh heh. I answer:
yea right hehe
It’s an illusion. The stinging atomic winds, the shattered cities, the horned wolves, even the lime-shaped rocks. It’s all in your mind.
how do u know
I am you.
I am your waking mind.
Wait, what? What the hell -
Wake up now.
The world around me wobbles, wavers, melts into shadow. My lungs surge with fresh breath. I’m in my bed. Under my roof. Wrapped in the linens of civilization. Already the dream is fading. What felt like decades of terror and struggle, rising and vanishing like bubbles against a bright blue sky. No more foraging for potentially lethal berries. No more charging my cellphone with the raging sun. No more Big Fiery Events. None of it is real.
Then I realize I’m clenching something. Something familiar. Something… impossible. In my clean, manicured, 21st-century hands, there it sits, battered and filthy: a Panasonic SolarSmart Portable Solar Power.
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