Outdoor Nation Rescue Pocket Knife with Seatbelt Cutter and Glass Breaker
- Solid, basic glove-compartment knife done up in camo for some reason
- 3.25" blade of 440 stainless steel, seat-belt cutter, and glass breaker, none of which explains why it’s camo
- “Outdoor Nation” as opposed to what, an indoor nation? And also this camouflage thing- OK, sorry, we’ll drop it
- Model: FOLDING-KNIFE-BK (whoa, how on Earth did they come up with that one?)
Black is the new camo.
You know we’re a little foggy about who buys these knives we sell. All we know is that somebody does. Nor do we know who buys camouflage stuff. We just know somebody must, because they keep making it. So you can imagine our confusion when we saw this Outdoor Nation camouflage knife.
It’s not like you stalk prey with a folding pocket knife. Especially a folding pocket knife that includes clearly civilization-bound accoutrements like a seatbelt cutter and glass breaker. And even if you did, would it really be your un-camouflaged knife that gives you away? Why would you want that to be hard to see in the forest?
Then it hit us: a camo knife is harder to lose in your car.
If this knife were matte black, or some other “tactical” shade, it would blend right into the interior of your pinned, burning, or rapidly sinking car. This way, it’ll stick out like a sore thumb. Or rather, a patch of forestry. Grab it, cut the seatbelts, bust the window, everybody’s alive instead of dying while you look for your knife in the glove box, on the floor, or under the seat.
A black rescue knife would be your death warrant. Unless, of course, your car is upholstered in camouflage print. But we don’t know anybody like that… do we?
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