Outdoor Nation Rescue Knife Seatbelt Cutter & Glass Breaker w/LED Flashlight
- A knife for your car – what else are you going to put in the knife compartment?
- Includes seatbelt cutter, built-in LED light, and glass breaker for when things take a turn (or you don’t)
- 3.25" blade made with 440 stainless steel, for you knife-freaks out there
- The last time we sold this it was camo patterned, this time it’s black; shouldn’t this be visible?
- Model: 53434 (Thought for sure we’d be showing you a nice Zip in the US, but looks like we’re in Ukraine or Saudi Arabia
You're Bound To Like It
Just because you’ve never had to cut yourself out of a seatbelt or a Japanese rope bondage hogtie doesn’t mean you never will. The old Boy Scout creed “Be Prepared” applies to automobile emergency preparedness and the sensual Japanese art of Shibari alike (link vaguely NSFW).
Meh writer @skemmehs here writing from Tokyo about these Outdoor Nation knife/seatbelt-cutting combos. They’ve got a handy little protected blade that lets you cut fabric that is pressed against your skin without injuring yourself, be it a seatbelt or a tightly-cinched 海老責め or “Shrimp Tie.”
Japanese rope bondage may seem like an inherently dangerous hobby, but its practitionerwill tell you: “Safety first.” It’s all fun and games until somebody winds up in a Kataashi age tsuri shibari when the fire alarm goes off. You want to get them down from the rafters to which they are bound tout suite.
Enter this Outdoor Nation rescue knife. It’ll save you the hassle of fussing with the intricate system of knots rendering you immobile and avoid some awkward questions from the fire department. (“Why didn’t you just walk out…?”)
Worried that the candle-lit bedroom or dungeon in which you find yourself practicing this ancient art is too dark to see? Don’t worry, the fellas at Outdoor Nation have you covered. They included a nifty built-in LED light to help you see which Asanawa you are cutting specifically — specifically — for this purpose.
Maybe, since I’m in Japan, my estimate of how many Meh readers regularly participate in consensual Kinbaku bondage could be skewed, in which case you can always use this for its purported purpose of knifin’ and seatbelt cuttin’. But that’s way less fun.
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