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Oster Mykonos Greek Yogurt Maker

  • Mix milk and yogurt, cook it, strain it, chill it: hey Zeus, you got Greek yogurt
  • Screw austerity! This is the two-quart edition, not the one-quart that’s also out there
  • Greek yogurt has double the protein of regular yogurt, and three times the trendy buzz
  • One big plastic container and six little jars to cram full of the stuff, you yogurt fiend
  • Model: CKSTYM1010
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The Greeks have more important things to do.

Look, man. You’ve probably heard about this whole financial crisis, right? Well, here’s the thing: between heavy negotiations with the technocrats in Brussels, and electing a new government every ten months or so, the Greek people might be just a little preoccupied these days.

What this means is, you might have to get your own damn yogurt.

They’re busy navigating the complexities of a 21st-century currency union, finding the balance between fiscal restraint and social cohesion in the context of a continent-wide debate between advocates of budget austerity and supporters of strong state economic intervention. They’re on the front lines of the battle that will define macroeconomic conventional wisdom for the next century.

So maybe you can figure out the whole rich, creamy yogurt thing on your own for a change.

The Oster Mykonos Manual Greek Yogurt Kit lets you make the thick, custardy yogurt that is the speakable vice of the Greeks. Just add… yogurt? Is that right? Whoa, yeah, it is. Yogurt plus milk equals yogurt. We’d like to see Xeno wrap his head around that paradox.

Then the Oster Mykonos kit will produce two big quarts (no austerity here!) of Greek yogurt just like they enjoy it in the nightclubs of Mykonos, only unaccompanied by the traditional ouzo Jell-O shot. And you can leave the Greeks alone to work out their shit without you bugging them for more yogurt all the time. They’ll get back to you when they get the whole financial mess worked out. Fair warning, it might be a while.

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