One Click Compact Camera + Video Drone
- A fun little drone that can take still images or videos
- Press a button for automatic take-off
- Great training for when all social interaction occurs via drone
- Model: D3RM0T-MULDR0N3Y
Iirkë's Quest: An Interactive Fiction!
Hello, friends! This April Fools Day, we decided to forgo the pranks and instead do something a little different: we’ve put together a sprawling piece of interactive fiction that also serves as a quasi-tour of our recently re-launched site, SideDeal! Hopefully it’s a welcome distraction from… well… everything.
Congratulations! You got the job!
The hiring manager seemed a bit rushed to get you in, mumbling something about someone before you who just stopped showing up a few weeks ago without giving notice. Maybe a red flag, but you do your best to ignore it.
Your position: Junior Marketing Assessment Associate for a deal site.
What does that mean?
It means you’re a glorified intern. You do whatever odd jobs you’re told to do. You make copies, you make coffee, you make small talk.
You’ve been there just a few days when you’re sent to the storeroom at the end of the hall to fetch and unbox a drone for the photography department. The room is cluttered and it takes you nearly ten minutes to find what you’re looking for among a stack of boxes piled against the wall. Tablets and bluetooth speakers and all sorts of stuff, stacked nearly to the ceiling. The topmost box nearly grazes a sprinkler. This can’t be to code.
Still, you don’t want to spend your morning organizing the stockroom. That’s not why you came here and you’re not paid enough to take on extra responsibilities. So you try and hold the pile in place while slipping out the required box. Of course, it doesn’t work.
The pile comes crashing down, revealing what looks to be an oversized dog door built into the wall. You push it open and feel a warm breeze.
Against your better judgment, you crawl in.
