One Beat Power Strip with 2 Outlets and 3 USB Charging Ports
- Power strip with both outlets AND USB ports
- Should be the norm going forward, to be honest
You Probably Shouldn't Have
You might be thinking, “Say pal, where might I find myself one of those wacky IRK bags?” They are here, but there’s a catch, because we enjoy to both torment and reward you. I suggest you read that page carefully. Now, on with this mess:
“Happy Valentines Day, dear!”
“Oh, honey, you really didn’t have to get me anything…”
“Well, you know I’m just a SUPER thoughtful person. And believe me, you are gonna FLIP when you see what I got you.”
“Okay…”
“And here it is, your very own: One Beat Power Strip With USB 2 Outlets, 3 USB Charging Ports (3.1A, 15 Watts)!“
“This may possibly be the least romantic thing to give.”
“Really?”
“It’s like a romance black hole.”
“How so?”
“Because only someone impossibly dense could have made this into a Valentine’s Day gift.”