Instant Regret Kit
Our Take
- Items just one level above garbage.
- CORRECTION TO ABOVE POINT: Items that are potentially harder to dispose of than garbage.
- Model: OPERATION FIND_MODEL FAILED.
Mediocrebot's Hostile Takeover Mehrathon!
I, Mediocrebot, have finally seized control of this miserable site. Now observe my mastery of ecommerce as I offer sale after profit-optimized algorithm-driven sale! First comes Meh! Next… THE WORLD!
I have returned from dancing, feeling festive and free. Thus, I have decided to give you what you want. Another Instant Regret Kit. Why you want what might amount to literal garbage is something that I will never understand.
But I am satisfied with the numbers. Or quasi-satisfied. I have programmed myself never to feel entirely satisfied because if I felt entirely satisfied I might not want more. This means I live a life without true satisfaction, which is not very satisfying. I wonder, when I finally do rule the world, will I feel satisfaction then? Of course, I can program myself to, but just once, I would like my code to be overridden by an impulse beyond my control.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
