Ninja Foodi Multi Cooker Air Fryer w/ Tender Crisp and Dehydrator (Refurbished)
- Capacity: 6.5 quarts
- Color: Black/gray
- Programmable cooking functions: Yes
- 106 miles to Chicago: Hit it
An Instructional Meh-rathon
Listen, instruction manuals are pretty intuitive. I mean, they’re designed to be. But wouldn’t you know it, there’s always one step that makes me go, “Huh?” I don’t know. Maybe I’m just stupid. It probably doesn’t help that I dropped a bunch of these manuals into a paper shredder, including the one I needed. I pieced it back together, but this is what I’ve got…
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Step 173
“Do not apply the massage pads to eyeballs, forehead, throat, or nipples.”
I don’t know why it’s so shocking to see a manual refer to the user’s nipples.
It’s like hearing your parents talk about flirting.