Naipo oCuddle Heated Shiatsu Neck and Shoulder Massager
- Can massage your neck, shoulders, back, abdomen, or legs
- Two heat settings, two four-node massage heads
- Not wireless but has both a car and wall adapter
You Probably Shouldn't Have
You might be thinking, “Say pal, where might I find myself one of those wacky IRK bags?” They are here, but there’s a catch, because we enjoy to both torment and reward you. I suggest you read that page carefully. Now, on with this mess:
“Happy Valentines Day, dear!”
“Oh, honey, you really didn’t have to get me anything…”
“Well, you know I’m just a SUPER thoughtful person. And believe me, you are gonna FLIP when you see what I got you.”
“Okay…”
“And here it is, your very own: Naipo oCuddle Heated Shiatsu Neck and Shoulder Massager!“
“Huh. Can I use it in the car or on-the-go?”
“You’ll need to plug it in to use it, but it comes with a car adapter in addition to the standard.”
“Cool.”
“Of course, there are people who won’t read this far. People who will go off the promotional images alone believing it to be cordless, placing their order thoughtlessly, only to write-in to the seller after they’ve received it to complain that their not-cordless massager isn’t holding a charge. I will point out to them that we mentioned the nature of this item on the very PAGE they purchased from, but they’ll still try to make ME believe that I’m the ONE who MESSED UP!”
“…honey, who are you talking to?”
