Mr. Coffee Optimal Brew 10-Cup Thermal Coffee Maker (Refurbished)
Our Take
- Brews 10 cups in 7 minutes, with Pause 'n Serve if you just can’t wait that long- Temperature hits 195-205 F, 10 degrees hotter than any other coffee maker in its class (that is, the cheap coffee maker class)- The thermal carafe is really impressive for a coffee maker in its class (as we said, the cheap coffee maker class)- The Fresh Brew Timer is more sophisticated than the typical timer for a coffee maker in its class (that’s right, the cheap coffee maker class)- Model: BVMC-PSTX91 (this overlong, hyphenated, non-semantic model number leaves a bitter, burnt taste in our mouths)
Whooping for coffee.
hakk khaallk gluchh Whew, sorry. This damn cough, I swear. So, uh, my name is kaf kuf kof kef Mr. Coughy, and I’m here to tell you khweez khweez about my good friend Mr. Coffee. No hlak hlak khlaaf relation, ha ha hak khlak khlak.He’s hakkh had things a little khlorkhkh easier than ekh ekh I have. But I don’t hold that aga- aakkhh akh akh akh akh against him. It’s not his fault korkh fukhork nobody wants my fluids on their kitchen counter, or that Joe khawf DiMaggio khawf never khawf wanted khawf to hang out with khawf khawf me.Yeah, there he is with his fluuw fluuw fluuwzh Freshness Timer and his thermal carafe akf akf akf and his removable water reservoir hurh hurh. Just everybody’s kukahkakah pal, isn’t he? Oh, they hate to see Mr. kukukukuhf Coughy coming along, but Mr. Coffee? Everybody khawf loves him.I know, he hueekhkh huekh hekh doesn’t mean anything by ikhikh ikh it. What matters is, he makes a good kaw kawf cup of coughy kaw kawf. I mean glork klaf glork klaf glork klafaf af coffee.
