Enough is enough.

It’s 1 a.m. and you’re sound asleep. Sleeping like a log, mostly thanks to the guided meditation app that you use every night before bed—$69.99 a year, a bargain really, considering what you get.

Your stomach rumbles a bit, and you stir. Maybe you should have opted for the extra protein option in your dinner delivery box. It was only an additional $4 per meal, though that seemed like a lot after you clicked an ad promising “$3 a serving, cheaper than takeout!” yet managed to end up at $140 a month out the door for the privilege of cooking your own damn food twice a week out of a damp paper bag. But shit, that extra plastic pouch full of chicken breast really would have hit the spot.

Oh well. Now you’re up. Might as well pee.

As you do, maybe you eyeball the disposable razors on the bathroom sink (eight blades at $2 each billed every three months) or consider the status of your electric toothbrush head ($29.99 via Subscribe & Save every half year). By the time you pick up your phone to restart your mediation app (really less than $0.20 a night if you think about it) you’re just going to get distracted by today’s fresh Wordle (via the New York Times app at just $6 a month), delivered right to your phone, which was supposed to be free when the new one came out but definitely shows up as a line item on your bill ($49 plus taxes and fees spread over 24 months) and AT THIS POINT IF YOUR DOORBELL CAMERA DEMANDS EVEN ONE ADDITIONAL PENNY OF RECURRING COSTS BEFORE REVEALING WHETHER THAT NOISE OUTSIDE IS AN AXE MURDERER OR THE GARBAGE CAN BLOWING OVER YOU WILL BURN THE FUCKING HOUSE DOWN AND BE DONE WITH ALL OF IT.

pant, pant

We’re a little burned out on the subscription thing, is what we’re saying.

Oh and today’s deal works just fine without one, a concept that’s getting harder and harder to find with literally anything and damn near impossible when you’re talking about a tech product. As for today’s doorbell itself, it’s a pretty good one, with all the usual bells (ha!) and whistles you’d expect from such a thing, right down to the night vision and the potential for a viral incident when something funny happens between you and the pizza guy.

Plus if you like your doorbell, MOBI has all kinds of other things in their smart home ecosystem, so you could start getting into stuff like smart plugs and window sensors and leak detectors.

Order yours now. You even get free shipping across all our sites if you just spring for th—you know what, never mind. Doorbell!