Product: 90-Pack: Cerebelly Organic Smart Bars
Model:
Condition: New
Nurture your child’s brain development with Cerebelly Organic Smart Snack Bars, providing 16 key nutrients crucial for their growing mind, including Zinc, Iron, and Choline
Crafted from whole foods ingredients and packed with vegetables, these bars offer a nutritious snack option for your little one
Enjoy the convenience of a snack that’s organic, Non-GMO, and free from added sugar, with 3g of protein per serving.
Developed by a practicing neurosurgeon, Stanford PhD, and mother of three, these bars meet the highest standards of purity and safety, with rigorous testing for heavy metals.
Featuring sunflower seed butter, a rich source of protein and vitamin E essential for growth and brain development, these bars are a smart choice for your child’s snack time
@ironcheftoni@seespotbark For what it’s worth, I’ve been eating these for the last couple weeks and I cannot taste beet or kale… the predominant flavors are indeed strawberry & apple.
It’s not enough to encourage kids to say “veggies” instead of vegetables? Now it’s “cerebelley” instead of cerebellum?
What next? “Batty” instead of bathroom and “polly” instead of politician? “Undie” instead of underwear and “softie” instead of software?
“L’tooie” instead of “life’s too hard”?
LOVE the writeup. I won’t comment about the product because I’ve never tried it, and I still have way too many Kind bars left, and I still have yet to receive my order of jerky. So, more snack stuff just does not make a whole lot of sense to buy right now. Of course, neither would Bluetooth speakers or knives or shorts or a robovac…
@Rubbermatt They are dryer than some other granola bars, yes. This brand had a mold issue due to moisture in the past, so they had to take precautions in their production process to avoid that again.
Specs
Product: 90-Pack: Cerebelly Organic Smart Bars
Model:
Condition: New
Nutrition Facts, Ingredients, and Best By Dating:
Sweet Potato Blueberry Banana - Best By 11/24/2024
Strawberry Beet - Best By 12/24/2024
Apple Kale - Best By 01/04/2025
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$92.97 (for 90) at Amazon
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Friday, May 24 - Tuesday, May 28
If only they came in a 110 pack.
@yakkoTDI it’s a shame, really.
I saw “strawberry” and got all excited. Then the next word I read was “beet”. And those two words shouldn’t be in the same sentence
@seespotbark the next word that became the deal breaker… kale
@ironcheftoni @seespotbark For what it’s worth, I’ve been eating these for the last couple weeks and I cannot taste beet or kale… the predominant flavors are indeed strawberry & apple.
@ironcheftoni @seespotbark @troy several reviews mention moldy bars and one mentioned a mold recall??
@ironcheftoni @seespotbark @TimW Yep - we cover that in our specs:
@ironcheftoni @seespotbark @troy Thanks for your input. It sealed the deal for me@
@troy Favorite flavor? I ordered the combo pack but curious.
@sammydog01 Banana -> Apple -> Strawberry for me
@troy thanks for not chastising me for not reading the specs closely.
I had to stop and laugh at the Zuckerberg description in the writeup.
@PooltoyWolf truth is funny. I thought this and now I know hes a lizrd w/hair weave
Kids have enough problems with an old man knowing when they’re asleep and rabiits laying eggs, and now you want them to like beats and kale?
@hchavers kids love Beats!
@troy You beet me to it.
@troy @werehatrack beeter late then never
So… My smart LEDs I have set up on a timer linked to my smart home hub. My smart lock is also connected to my smart home hub…
Can I get Alexa to eat my smart bars so I don’t have to?
/showme Alexa smart speaker eating fruit bars
It’s not enough to encourage kids to say “veggies” instead of vegetables? Now it’s “cerebelley” instead of cerebellum?
What next? “Batty” instead of bathroom and “polly” instead of politician? “Undie” instead of underwear and “softie” instead of software?
“L’tooie” instead of “life’s too hard”?
@phendrick potty not batty. Sweety.
@qazxto Well, I might condescend to shave in a “batty”, but not in a “potty”, as you might. Honey bunch.
Cerebelly is for cerebellum and belly stomach for all the good prebiotics or prebbys
So, can I eat these?
I’m not a toddler, but often behave like one…
@mocanlagunas exactly why I’m ordering them! I might share with 20 month old great grandson too!
I get what they are going for with that brain icon, but seeing it just makes me think of those awful pictures of brains with alzheimer’s
Can I just give a “Chef’s Kiss” emoji for the copy here? Apparently not, but this is such perfection it tempted me to buy something I don’t even want.
@hcj1213 support the arts!
Cerebelly? Really? I’m guessing that whoever came up with the name of this product was not a user.
/giphy concerned-amusing-shoe
What can I say, my kid makes me sneak in veggies.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
LOVE the writeup. I won’t comment about the product because I’ve never tried it, and I still have way too many Kind bars left, and I still have yet to receive my order of jerky. So, more snack stuff just does not make a whole lot of sense to buy right now. Of course, neither would Bluetooth speakers or knives or shorts or a robovac…
Actual question: is the nutrition information based on child or adult daily recommended amounts?
I dont get it, is it 90 boxes/450 bars or 90 bars in 18 boxes?
@BootScootBurger
18 boxes, 5 bars in each box.
Glad I bought these. They’re tasty and I don’t feel quite as guilty as when I eat all those cookies!
Just got mine. Are they supposed to be chalky and dry? Not a snowball in the Sahara chance of my 3.5 year old eating these.
@Rubbermatt They are dryer than some other granola bars, yes. This brand had a mold issue due to moisture in the past, so they had to take precautions in their production process to avoid that again.
@Rubbermatt @troy I just tried the apple kale one. It’s a bit dry but edible as an adult. Kinda Ok even. I recommend a drink to go with it.
These are fantastic. I bought them for myself and they are perfect little snack size and the ingredients are so clean.